Santa to Son: “maths vich fail kyu hoya”..??
Son: 1st day teacher kendi
5+3=8..
Agle din kendi
6+2=8..
fir kendi
4+4=8
Ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi!! π
Top Funny Jokes for Sardar
Pakistani aur Ek Sardar
Ek baar ek Punjab Roadways ki bus ja rahi thi
Conductor: Kahan jaana hai?
Pakistani: Amritsar jana hai…
Saath me baithe Sardar (Mr. Santa) ne Pakistani ko jor se thappad maara aur bola
“Tu Shri Amritsar Sahib nahin bol sakta kya??”
Conductor (Dusre Pakistani se): Tumhein kaha jaana hai?
Pakistani Darr kar bola: “Shri Chandigarh Sahib Jana hai..”
Sath baitha Sardar ise bhi thappad maarkar bola:
“Kya waha tere baaap ki Shahidi hui thi jo Sahib laga raha hai..!”
Conductor (3rd Pakistani se): Tumhe kaha jana hai?
Pakistani: “Yeh lo paise aur puchh sardar se lo…”
Sardar (thappad maark kar) bola:
“Sardar ke sath Ji kya tera baap lagayega…??!!”
Char Dosto Ki Azeeb Kahani
Ek baar char dost the,
Anta Singh, Banta Singh, Canta Singh and Danta Singh
Chaaro ne mil ke petrol pump kholaξΊ
Ek bhi customer nahin aaya ..
Pata hai Kyun..?ξ
Coz Petrol pump was on 1st floor..
Fir charo ne usi floor pe restaurent khola…
Phir Ek bhi customer nahin aaya..
Pata hai Kyun?ξ
Petrol pump ka board nahin hataya..
Fir charon ne Restaurant bech kar paise se taxi lee…ξ
But Ek bhi sawari nahin aayi…
Pata hai Kyu..?ξ
Coz 2 dost aage aur 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..
Ek din Taxi kharab ho gayi…
Charo ne khoob dhakka lagaya…
but taxi wahi ki wahi…
Pata hai Kyu..?
2 aage se aur 2 pichhe se dhakka de rahe the…
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko kidnap kiya…
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le kar aa,
warna tujhe maar denge.
Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye….
Pata hai Kyu..?ξ
Coz bachhe ke baap ka nam SANTA Singh tha…!
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Tissue Paper bhi Khane ki Cheez hai
Ek shaadi mein ek sardar ne plate per tissue paper dekh kar socha shayad yeh bhi khane ki cheez hai, jaise hi wo khane laga…
dusra sardar bola:
‘Oye na khaayi… fikka hai’!!
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Johny Walker Single – Sardar Joke
Sardar in New York Pub…
man on his right says – johny walker single
man on his left says – peter scotch single
Sardar says – baljith singh married!! π
Pass the Wine you Divine
Once Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner…
Prince said: “pass the wine you divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic!!”
and says,”pass the custard you bastard”. π π
Ek sardar ne 4 manzil ka ghar banwaya
Ek sardar ne 4 manzil ka ghar
banwaya
Construction ke baad, upar wali manzil par orange color karwaya…
aur neeche wali manzil par likhwa diya…
“Same as Above”
;-} :-{p
3 Sardar bed par so rahe the
3 sardar bed par so rahe the, aur un teeno ko jagah theek se nhi mil rahi thi…
1 sardar bed se niche sone chala gaya….
use dekhkar dusre sardr ne use kaha:”Ab jageh ho gayi hai uper aaja”
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Sardarni Lo light chali gayi
Sardarni: Lo light chali gayi..
Sardar: Light hi to gayi hai, fan to chalu kar…
Sardarni: kar di na wahi sardaro wali baat.. fan chalaungi to mombatti bhuj nahi jayegi… !!
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