Two seater helicopter punjab ke ek gaan mein gira…
Gaanv ke saare sardar raahat karya mein lag gaye aur 600 shav nikal laaye!
Saala samjh nahi aa raha tha ki aisa kaun sa helicopter tha jisme 600 log sawaar the..
Baad mein pata chala ki Helicopter Kabristan mein gira tha!!
Bolo ta ra ra ra…! ๐
Ek baar ek Chhote Sardar ka birthday tha.
Sardar ne candle bujhane ke liye phunk maari to uska paad (fart) nikal gaya…
Dobara phunk maari fir paad nikal gaya…
Sardar gusse mein ulta ghumkar bola…
‘Le tu hi bujha Le’
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Exam me ek sawal aya ki
“Challenge” ka ek example likho
To sardarji ne pura paper khali choda aur last me likha
Asli baap ki aulad hai to pass karke dikha ๐ ๐
A Chinese man’s wife dies 1 year after marriage… ๐
Santa Sardar tries to console Chinese but doesn’t know what to say..!!
Sardar : Hota hai yaar. Chinese thi, aur kitna chalti… ๐ :-:P
John, walked into a bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a Sardarji at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The Sardarji looked at John and said, “Do you think he will jump ?”…
John said, “You know, I bet he will jump.”
The Sardarji replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
John placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on !”
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Sardar ji Ne foda faadi macha di yeh stunt dikha kar
LIKE & SHARE if you like the SARDAR ji ๐
A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardaar were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were having lunch and Gujju opened his lunch box & said, “Dhokla! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”
The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Idli Sambhar again! IfI get idli sambhar one more time I’m going to jump off too.”
The Sardaar opened his lunch and said, “Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I’m jumping too.”
The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
The Sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.
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Ek Bar Ek Angrej India Ghumne Aya,
Ghumte Ghumte Punjab Ke Ek Gaanv Mein Pahuncha
Waha Use Santa Dikha To Usne Santa Se Puchha
Angrej: Kya Tumhare Gaanv Mein Koi Mahaan Aadmi Paida Hua Hai?
Santa Kuch Sochke Bola:
Nahi Ji, Idhar Sab Chote Bachhe Hi Paida Hote Hai ๐ ๐
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa Sardar: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa Sardar: To pagal AAurat Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon. ๐ ๐
Two tailors having a chat..
1st tailor “Sardars are the best customers.
Always happy with their suit fittings.”
2nd tailor “And How is that so?”
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Sardar Ke Truck Ke Peechhe Likha Tha
“Chhota Pariwar Sukhi Pariwar”
Aur Uske Neeche..
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Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi…!!!!!