Stage 1: Talk, talk and talk
Stage 2: Please talk to me
Stage 3: Don’t you dare talk to me
Stage 4: We need to talk..
Top Funny Jokes for Relationship
Breakup on Diwali – Sad but funny
Boy bought gift for his girlfriend..
Gf: what the hell would i do with dis diwali rocket??
Boy: you wanted stars na??
now sit on it and
get lost !! .. 😀
Every girl deserves ONE GUY
Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it’s the first time he saw her.
And Im that ONE GUY
Main Kisi Aur Se Shaadi kar Rahi Hun
Girl:” Main Kisi Aur Se Shaadi kar Rhi Hun,
Mujhe Bhul Jao..
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BOY:” Na TeRe AaNe Ki KhUsHi ,
Aur Na TeRe JaaNe Ka GhaM,
Dusri Patayenge Tu Jaa BEHEN
Aaj Se Tera Kissa Khatam.
Tamil Guy with His Girlfriend on a Dinner Date
Tamil guy takes his girlfriend on a dinner date.
Guy: My dinner treat! Come to Bobby Ganeshan.
Girl Friend: Come to what?
Guy: Bobby Ganeshan, I say.
Girl Friend: I don’t know this place. I’ll come to your house & you take me there.
Guy: You don’t know Bobby Ganeshan? Wokay, I’ll take you there.
Girlfriend and Guy both reach Bobby Ganeshan.
Girlfriend:
Damn you idiot!!!
It’s pronounced as “Barbeque Nation!” 😀