Soniya Gandhi’s Story of 100 Rupees

SONIA GANDHI during her speech told a story…

“There was a father who gave 100 rupees each to
his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up
a room completely.

First son bought woods for Rs. 100 but couldn’t fill
the room entirely.

Second son bought cotton for Rs. 100 but couldn’t
fill the room entirely.

Third son bought a candle for Rs. 1 and lit it up and
the room was filled with light completely.”

Kapil Sibbal added “RAHUL GANDHI is like the third son, Since the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity.”

Narendra Modi asked:
“Woh sab toh theek hai, but where are the remaining Rs. 99 ?”

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Rahul Gandhi – Agar aapko PM bana diya jaye?

Rahul gandhi Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya:

Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M Bana Diya Jaye
To Aap Kya Karenge…..??

Rahul: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge..

Interviewer: Why….??

Rahul: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi hi Ban Sakti Hai..

Interviewer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana Diya Jaye….?? Continue reading

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Rahul Gandhi walks to A Bank with a Check

Rahul Gandhi Funny Bank JokeRahul Gandhi walks into A Bank to cash a check.

As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning sir, would you please cash this check for me?”

Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?”

RG: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am Vice President of the Congress Party. future indian PM. Continue reading

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Indian Politics Explained

hindi-chutkule-060

Child: What is Indian Politics?

Father: I run the home so I am government,
Your Mom is Opposition,
Our Maid is Working Class,
We all look after You,
So you are People &
Your Younger Brother is Future,
This is Indian Politics.

At Night Boy Heard his Brother Crying as his Nappy was Dirty.
Boy went to Mother, She was Sleeping,
Then he went to Maid’s Room,
Where he Saw his Father Having fun With Her Maid.

He Went Back to Sleep, Next Day Boy to Father:
Now I Understand Indian Politics clearly…

Government is Fucking Working Class
Opposition is Sleeping,
People are Ignored,
Future is in Deep Shit.=))

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Rahul Gandhi & Sonia Gandhi Coversation

Gandhi in jthj & sos

Rahul Gandhi :
Mom hum is desh ko
kab tak lootenge??
.
.
Sonia :
‘JAB TAK HAI JAAN’
.
.

Rahul Gandhi :
Hamari help kaun
karega??
.
.
.

Sonia
‘SON OF SARDAR’ 😀

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