Na train mein, na phoolo mein
na rasoi mein na rain mein
dard milta hai to
tere diye hue pain mein…!
Na tan se, na mann se, na dhan se
Sarkar darti hai, to anna ke anshan se
Top Funny Jokes for Politics
Funny Arvind Kejriwal is so Honest Jokes
After the two great personalities… Rajnikanth and Alok Nath… Now its CM (Common Man) Arvind Kejriwal !
Enjoy these
1. Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him ” do I look fat”
2. Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm
3. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate
4. Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads
5. Kejriwal is so honest that he always removes USB safely
6. Kejriwal is so honest that when he finds the bomb , he returns it to the terrorist
7. Kejriwal is so honest that he got his wife’s brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony!
8. Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks maggi only for 2 minutes
9. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually “rolls on the floor laughing” when he texts ROFL
10. Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it
11. Kejriwal is so honest that he demands a receipt even from Autowallas
12. Kejriwal is so honest that he hasn’t installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of “security”
13. Kejriwal is so honest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement
14. Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn’t take extra sauce sachets with Mc’D burgers
15. Kejriwal is so honest that he admits when he farts
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Narendra Modi, Kejriwal, Sonia and Kareena
Ek Bar Kejriwal, Modi, Sonia aur Kareena Train se ja rahe the.
Tabhi ek Goofa Aayi aur Kissing aur thappad Ki aawaz aayi.
Jab train bahar aayi to Kejriwal ka Gaal Laal tha,
Sab ke Sab Chup..
Sonia soch rahi thi Ke AAM ADMI paagal hote hai, Kejriwal Ne Kareena ko Kiss Kiya Hoga, aur thapad khaya Hoga.
Kareena soch rahi thi Ke Kejriwal ne Mujhe Kiss Karne ke Liye galti se Sonia Ko Kiss kar diya hoga aur thappad Khaya.
Kejriwal soch raha tha Ke Modi ne Kareena ko kiss kiya Lekin, Kareena ne Mujhe Samajh kar mujhe thappad Mara..
Modi soch raha tha ek bar fir gufa aaye aur Main fir se kiss ki awaj Nikal kar fir se kejriwal ko thappad Maaru… “Abhi sale ne INDIA ki politics dekhi kaha Hai…. ” 😀
2nd Fastest Person to Become CM
Arvind Kejriwal is the 2nd fastest person to become CM, from date of joining politics.
1st is Anil Kapoor in Nayak.
Rahul Gandhi’s Poetry in Dr. Kumar Vishwas’s Style
Koi shahzada kehta hai, koi pappu samjhta hai
Meri secular baichani ko bas Diggi samajhta hai Continue reading
Election 2013 Results – Indian Politics Jokes
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Again its proved delhi is not safe for women..
see what happened to sheela dixit!!
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2013 Delhi election results:
BAAP : 32
AAP : 28
PAAP : 8
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Who is The Waste Of India (RaGa)
Amul – The Taste Of India
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Babool – The Paste Of India
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Rahul Gandhi- The Waste Of India.
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Modi- The Best Of India..
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Sonia- The Guest Of India..
Improve Your General Knowledge About India – National Items
IMPROVE YOUR G.K.
1. National Sister- Mamta Banerjee
2. National Girlfriend- Sunny Leone
3. National Tension- Salman Khan’s Marriage
4. National Bachelor- Rahul Gandhi
5. National Dehshat- Sequel of Ra.One
6. National food- Kasam
7. National Struggler- Abhishek Bachchan
8. National Judge- Archana Puran Singh
9. National Mom- Sonia Gandhi
10. National Jamaai- Robert Vadra
11. National Book- Face Book
12. National Robot-Manmohan Singh
13. Natonal Bank- Swiss Bank
14. National God- Sachin Tendulkar
15. National Show- Comedy Nights with Kapil
16. National Tiger- Narendra Modi
17: National Time Pass: Whatsapp
Accidentally Deleted Recycle Bin – WhatsApp Joke
Once upon a time, a guy accidentally deleted his “Recycle Bin” icon from his desktop on his laptop ( he was using Vista that time). He panicked, and headed over to his friend’s place with his pen-drive. He copied the “Recycle Bin” icon from his computer into the pen-drive, came back to his room and copied back the “Recycle Bin” icon onto his laptop’s desktop.
He is now vice president of Congress !!
Forward it to your friends on whatsapp or facebook 😀
Supnakha Uddhaar
When Lord Ram & Laxman going back to Ayodhya .
they were stopped by Supnakha, she told them you did UDAHAR of Rawan, Megnath , Kumbhakaran , Marich, Traka etc.
but all play has started by me and you have not done any thing.
Lord Ram realized that She is right.
so He had given aashirwad that u will born in Kalyug and rule in Lakhan Pur ( Lucknow)
Daddy POLITICS Kya Hai?
Son: Daddy ‘POLITICS’ Kya hai.. ??
Dad: Teri MAA Ghar Chalati Hai.. Use “SARKAR” Manlo,
Main Kamata Hoon Mujhe “KARMCHARI” Manlo..
Kamwali Kaam Karti Hai Use “MAZDUR” Manlo
Tum Desh Ki Janta..
Chhote Bhai Ko Desh Ka “BHAVISHYA” Manlo..
Son: Ab mujhe politics samajh me aa gayi daddy…
Kal Raat Maine Dekha Ki KARMCHARI MAZDUR Ke
Saath Kitchen Mein gale mil Raha Tha..
SARKAR So Rahi Thi,
JANTA KI KISI Ko Fikar Nahin Thi or DESH KA BHAVISHYA RO RAHA THA.. 😀