Pakistani to Indian:
Arz kiya hai: MUNNI tumhaari badnaam hai
SHEILA tumhaari jawaan hai
Aur Captian humaara PATHAAN hai! .
INDIAN ne arz kiya:
MUNNI hamaari BADNAAM hai
SHEILA hamaari jawaan hai
JITNE runs sachin ke hai utna
SQUARE FEET
tumhaara pakistaan hai..