Nirmal Baba ki Salaah aur Kripa

Ek aadmi ki shaadi ko 20 saal ho gaye the..

Usne kabhi Patni ke hath ke bane khane ki tareef nahin ki.
Nirmal baba ne salah di Patni ke khane ki tareef karo, Kripa hogi!

Baba ki salah asar kar gayi!
Ghar aate hi usne khana kha kar Parantho ki jam kar tareef ki!

Patni ne belan uthaya aur usko jee bhar kar peetne ke baad boli:
20 saal mein kabhi mere hath ke bane khane ki tareef nahi kii, aur aaj padosan ne paranthe bhej diye, to tumhe zindagi ka mazaa aa gaya!!

Ho gayi baba ki kripa… bechara husband 😀 😛

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Nirmal Baba ne di Pappu ko Salaah

Nirmal Baba ki Jai Ho! Ek din baba darbar mein baithe the aur Bhakt apni dukh bhari kahaniya sunakar baba se salaah maang rahe the.

Pappu: Baba ki jai ho! Baba mujhe koi Rasta dikhao, Meri Shaadi tay nahin ho rahi! Aapki sharan mein aaya hoon!.

Nirmal Baba: Aap kya kaam karte ho?

Pappu: Shaadi hone ke liye kaunsa kaam uchit rahega?

Baba: Tum Mithai ki dukaan khol lo!

Pappu: Baba wo to 30 saalo se khuli hui hai, mere pitaji ki mithai ki dukaan hi hai!

Baba: Shaniwar ko subah 9 baje dukaan khola karo!

Pappu: Shani mandir ke bagal mein hi dukaan hai aur main roj 9 baje kholta hoon!

Baba: Kaale rang ke kutte ko mithai khilaya karo!

Pappu: Mere ghar 2 kaale kutte hi hain, Tony aur Bunty… Dono ki subah shaam mithai khilata hoon!

Baba: Somwar ko shiv mandir jaya karo!

Pappu: Main keval Somwar nahin, Roj shivmandir jata hoon. Darshan ke bagair main khane ko chhoota tak nahi!

Baba: Kitne bhai behen ho?

Pappu: Baba aapke hisaab se shaadi hone ke liye kitne bhai behen hone chahiye?

Baba: 2 bhai aur ek behen honi chahiye!

Pappu: Baba mere 2 bhai aur 1 behen hi hai… Prakash, Deepak aur Meena!

Baba: Daan kiya karo!

Pappu: Baba, maine Anaarth aashram khol rakha hai, roj daan karta hoon!

Baba: Ek baar badrinath ho aao!

Pappu: Baba aap ke hisaab se shaadi hone ke liye kitni baar Badrinath jana jaroori hai?

Baba: Zindagi mein ek baar ho aao

Pappu: Main to 3 baar ja chuka hoon!

Baba: Neele rang ki shirt pehena karo!

Pappu: Baba mere paas sirf neele rang ke hi kurte hain, Kal saare dhone ke liye diye hain, wapas milenge to sirf wahi pehenunga!

Baba shaant hokar Jaap karne lagte hain!!

Pappu: baba, ek baat kahun?

Baba: Haan jaroor, Bolo beta jo bolna hai!

Pappu: Main pehele se shaadi shuda hoon, aur 3 bachcho ka baap bhi hoon!
Idhar se gujar raha tha, socha tumhein ungali karta chalun!!! 😀

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Nirmal Baba, Pappu | Joker

Dukhiyaari aurat aur Nirmal Baba

Ek Baar Ek Aurat Badi Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Nirmal Baba Ke Paas Gayi Aur Rote Hue Apna Dukhda Boli

Aurat: “Baba Ji Meri Madad Karo”
Nirmal Baba: “Kya Hua Bachha?”

Aurat: “Mera Pati Roj Rat Ko Ghar Late Aata Hai”
Nirmal Baba: “Ek Kam Karo, Ghar Ke Bahar Ek Board Laga Do”

Aurat: “Ji Kaisa Board?”
Nirmal Baba: “Yahi Ki, Raat Ko 9 Baje Sex Shuru, Pati Ghar Ho Ya Na Ho“

Husband Wife Jokes, Jokes | Hindi, Nirmal Baba | Joker

Baba Ji Ladki Nahi Pat Rahi

Bhakt : Baba Ji Ladki Nahi Pat Rahi.. 🙁

Nirmal Baba : Last Time Ladki Kab Aur Kaha Dekhi..?

Bhakt : Baba Ji, Aaj Subah Mohalle Mein Dekhi thi

Nirmal Baba : Bas Yahi Se Kripa Ruki Huyi Hai, Aisa Hai Ki, Kal Se Maholle Ke Bahar Bhi Muh Maaro!
Kripa Aani Shuru Ho Jayegi..!! Aashirwad !

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Preity Zinta aur Nirmal Baba

Pretty Zinta: Baba, meri IPL Team haar rahi hai kya karun?

Nirmal Baba: jhappiyan dete ho players ko???

Preity Zinta: haan baba

Nirmal Baba: apne players ko dena band karo, opposite team walo ko dena shuru karo, Kripa ho jayegi !! 😀

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Santa and Nirmal Baba

Santa goes to nirmal baba..

Nirmal baba: paaji kya naam hai aapka?

Santa: babaji mera naam Santa hai

Nirmal baba: pehle yeh batao khana khaya tha?

Santa: haanji ha khaya tha

Nirmal baba: kya khaya tha?

Santa: vo to yaad nahi..

Suddenly santa farts and rememebers.. mooli paranthe khaye the

Nirmal baba: jaagte hue khaye the ya sote hue khaye the?

Santa: jagte hue khaye the ji..

Nirmal baba: sote hue khaya karo.. kripa hoti rahegi..

Santa Banta Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Nirmal Baba, parantha | Joker

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