Rajnikant vs santa:
opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Santa: Depend karta hai.
agar horizontally half karo to 0
aur vertically karo to 3
Rajnikant Lost!
badda aaya Rajnikant..!!
Top Funny Jokes for Maths
Prove that 2/10=2
Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student: Wrong question.
Pakistani student: Hum toh school hi nahi Gaya.
American student:
It’s strange, how is it possible? Continue reading
Amazing Equations about Man and Woman
Equation1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep + work
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy
OR
Human-enjoy = Donkey
In other words,
A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
OR
Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn’t earn money = Donkey
Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman – spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn’t spend = Donkey
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn’t earn money = Woman who doesn’t spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore
from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
Naughty Engineer About Wife’s Looks
ENGINEER’s wife : How m i looking today?
Engineer: tan(c}/sin(c)
wife: huh ???
Engineer Explains:
tan c/sin c = (sin c/cos c)/sin C
=1/cos c
=sec c
= Sexy 😀
Naughty ENGINEER..!!
Tumse Pyaar Karte Karte Hamne kar diya Crime
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kardiya crime….
wah wah… wah wah
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….
irshaad…
1 is neither composite nor prime !!
😉 😛