Pati-Patni ki Apni Apni Chinta

husband-and-wife-in-bed-separated-funny-indian-jokePati Patni raat me bistar par khamoshi se lete hue the

Aapas me koi baat cheet nahin…

Patni ke mann ki chintaein

1. Yeh mujhse baat kyun nahin kar rahe
2. Kya ab main pehle jaisi khoobsurat nahin rahi
3. Kahin mera wajan to nahin badh gaya
4. Kahin mere chehre ki jhurriyo pe inka dhyaan to nahin gaya
5. Kahin inke jeewan me mere alawa koi aur to nahin
6. Kahin yeh meri roz ki kich-kich se tang to nahin aa gaye…

Aur pati ke mann ki chinta…

1. Aaakhir Dhoni ne Ishant Sharma ko Over diya hi kyun!!

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Law of Equality

The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll call u in 5 min!

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Wife: What is Inflation?

MBA ki wife : Eji , Yeh inflation kya hai ?
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MBA : Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi , ab tu 42-40-48 hai!
Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai par phir bhi teri value kam hai.
Yahi INFLATION hai !!!

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Tum teesari shaadi kar rahi ho?

1st Lady: Behen, Suna hai ab tum teesri shaadi kar rahi ho?

2nd Lady: Haan, behen, Kya karoon.. pehle Pati allah ko pyaare ho gaye the, aur dusre Padosan ko!

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Bhagwan Lambi umar ke liye kya karna chahiye

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Bhakt: Bhagwan, Lambi umar ke liye kya karna chahiye?

Bhagwan: Shaadi…

Bhakt: kya usse umar lambi ho jayegi?

Bhagwan: Nahin, Par Lambi lagne lagegi!!

;-{D :-{p

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3 log marne ke bad swarag ke darwaje Par

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3 log marne k bad swarag ke darwaje par pahuche..

1st bola: main pujari hoon, maine aapki zindagi bhar sewa ki mujhe andar aane do…

God: Next…

2nd: main doctor hoon, maine zindagi bhar logo ki sewa ki mujhe andar aane do…

God: Next…

3rd: main shaadi shuda hoon…

God: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar aaja.. :-{P

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