Ek aadmi Jyotish se bola:
Ji, Meri Shaadi Kyun nahin ho rahi?
Jyotish Bola:
Kaise Hogi Pagle, Kundli mein sukh hi sukh jo likha hai!! ๐
Top Funny Jokes for Marriage
Mujhe shaadi nahin karni
Unmarried Boy:
Mujhe shaadi nahin karni,
Mujhe sab aurato se darr lagta hai!!
Father:
Kar le beta,
Phir ek hi aurat se darr lagega,
Aur baaki sab achchi lagegi!!
Soch Samajh Kar Naa Kee Jisne Shaadi
Sabhi Shaadi Shuda Bhai Logo Ke Liye…
Arz Kiya Hai Ki
Soch Samajh Kar Naa Kee Jisne Shaadi, Saara Jeevan Bigad Liya
wah wah…
Soch Samajh Kar Naa Kee Jisne Shaadi, Saara Jeevan Bigad Liya
Aur Soojh Boojh Se Kee Jisne, Usne bhi Kya Ukhad Liya!! ๐
Funny Auto Correction in Smart Phones
The smart phones these days are really smart!
I typed MARRIED
it was auto corrected to MARTYRED!
So then I typed SHAADI
it auto corrected to SHAHEED ๐
Damn !!!
These smart phones have gained too much intelligence .
Married Life is So Easy
Married life is so easy,
Its just like a walk in the park.!
BUT the problem is That the park is…
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Jurassic Park… Lo karlo walk!! ๐
What is Marriage – Amazing Answer
Daughter: Mom, what is marriage?
Mom: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore!
Sanskari Susheel Biwi – The Perfect Wife! OR ??
Wife:
Jaanu! Aaj tumhari girlfriend night stay karne aa rahi hai…
Maine fridge mein Beer & Fresh Fruits salad banakar rakh diye hain…
Room freshener side table par hai.
Nahane ka soap with line fragrance aur towel bhi rakha hai
Main bachcho ko lekar mummy ke yaha ja rahi hoon, kal shaam tak aaungi.
Program me koi change ho to inform kar dena, main wahin aur din ruk jaungi~~
Issko kehte hain…
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“Mungeri Lal ke Haseen Sapne!!” ๐
Patiyo Ne Bheje Pyaare SMS Ka Jawab
Ladies ka seminar ho raha tha…
Topic tha: “Pati ke sath pyaar se kaise rahein!”
Un sab se puchha gaya ki kya apne pati se pyaar karti hain?
Sabhi ladies ne kaha… yes hum karte hain
Next question tha, ki aapne apne husband ko “I Love You” last time kab bola tha…?
Kisi ka jawab tha ‘aaj savere’, kisi ne bola ‘kal raat me’ aur kisi ne kuchh din pehle…
Ab, un sabse apne apne mobile se apne pati ko ‘I Love You, Darling’ SMS bhejne ko kaha gaya, aur Sabke jawab padhne ko kaha gaya…
Patiyo ke reply kuchh iss prakar the…
1) Mere Bachcho ki Amma, tum pagal ho gayi ho kya??
2) Ab kya kar diya? Car to nahin thoki na?
3) Kya hua?? kuchh samjha nahin!!
4) kya kiya tumne? iss baar tum nahin bachogi..!
5) Kya chahiye? Kitne paise chahiye?
6) Sapne mein to SMS nahin bheja na…
7) Yeh SMS galti se to mujhe nahin bheja na?
8) Tum keh rahi thi ki party me ja rahi ho… Jyaada pee to nahin li?
9) ????
10) Tum kaun??
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Different Profession Wale Patiyo Ki Patni
Biwiya apne apne patiyo se kis prakar ladti hain…
Pilot ki Patni:
Jyada Udo Mat, Samjhe!
Teacher ki Patni:
Mujhe mat sikhao, yeh aapka school nahin!!
Dentist ki Patni:
Daant tod ke hath me de dungi!
Doctor ki Patni:
Tabiyat sahi kar dungi!
MBA ki Patni:
Apne kaam se kaam rakho
Engineer ki Patni:
Jyada Current mat maaro!!
If you know others… add them to comments below
Chori Karne Wala Pachhtata Jaroor Hai
Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the
Husband: Jo shakhs chori karta hai Woh baad me zaroor pachtata hai.
Wife said romanticaly:
Aur tumne jo shaadi se pehle meri ninde churayi thi unke bare me kya khyaal hai ??
Husband: keh to raha hoon jo chori karta he wo baad mein pachhtata zaroor hai!!!
Purani Car ki Neelami
Ek jagah par gaadi ki neelami ho rahi thi
10 Lakh
15 Lakh!
20 Lakh!
Santa ne gaadi ki taraf dekha, aur socha yeh gaadi to itni tooti footi haalat mein hai… phir bhi!!
Usse raha nahin gaya, aur Banta ke paas jaker bola
Santa: Yeh puraani tooti footi car ki itni keemat kyun laga rahe hain yeh log, aisi kya khoobi hai iss car mein?
Banta: Arey Paaji, maine suna hai, jo bhi iss gaadi ko khareedta hai uski Biwi ka accident ho jata hai!!
Santa: 50 Lakh!!