Mareez (Nurse se):
I love you! Tumne mera dil chura liya hai… <3
.
Nurse (Sharmate hue):
Chal jhuthe, humne to dil ko hath bhi nahin lagaya, humne to sirf Kidney churai hai!! 😀
Top Funny Jokes for Love
Engineer ka pyaar
Engineer: Kitna mushkil hai teacher se pyar karna
.
Friend: Kyun?
.
Engineer: 15 page ka love letter bheja tha
.
Pagli ne assignment samajh ke sign kar ke wapis kar diya
Funny Shayari on Girls – Ishq na karna
Yaroo.. Na karna ishq in ladkiyo se
Kyunki..
Yeh aati hain Heer ki tarah,
Lagti hain Kheer ki tarah,
Chubhti hain Teer ki tarah,
Aur
Aakhir mein halat kar deti hain, Fakeer ki tarah 😀 😛
Ladke ka Sachha Pyaar?
Ek Ladke Ko ek Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya
Lekin, Ladki Ne Use Thukra Diya
Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din Ke Andar Mujhse Mohabbat Ka Iqrar Karogi!
Aur Ladka Din Raat Barish Me Dhoop Me
UsKe Ghar Ke Samne Khada Raha Continue reading
Difference between Coffee shop and Wine shop
Teacher: Whats difference between Coffee Shop & Wine Shop?
Pappu:
Very Simple sir,
Love Starts in
Coffee Shop,
Love Ends in Wine Shop..
Problem With Boys vs Girls
Problem with Boys
“They can make u believe that they love you, even when they don’t”
&
Problem with Girls
“They can make you believe that they don’t love you, even when they really do!”
Mehfil Kabhi Udaas Nahin Hoti
Mehfil Kabhi Udaas Nahin Hoti
Pyaar ki Manjil Itni Pass Nahin Hoti
Hota hai kabhi kabhi Aisa bhi Zindagi mein
Mil Jaate hain wo bhi, Jinki Kabhi Talaash Nahin Hoti!!
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What is love? Explain in Detail
Question : What is love and explain in details ?………………. (10 marks)
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Answer:
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BA Student’s Answer: Love is life.
… (marks : 1/2 from 10)
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Bcom Student’s Answer : Love is pain.
… ( marks : 1/2 from 10)
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Engineering Student’s Answer :
– Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated
– TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided
– AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age
– SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
– DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
– TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father’s Shoe
or
Mother’s Sandal……
(marks 10 from 10) Excellent !
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N.B :- Don’t ask engineering students , they can do any thing for 10 marks !
The love story of Ron and Edna
Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool.
Ron suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ‘Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.
I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ron hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.
I am so sorry, but he’s dead.’
Edna replied:
‘He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry..
How soon can I go home?’
QUOTE: Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Ae raat tu mere akelepan par iss kadar na hans
Ae raat tu mere akelepan par iss kadar na hans,
warna tu us din bahut pachhtayegi,
Jab meri mohabbat meri baahon mein hogi,
aur tu ek hi pal me guzar jayegi !!
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Kaash main tere hath ki wo Lakeer ban jaun
Kaash main tere hath ki wo Lakeer ban jaun.
Kash main tera muqaddar teri taqdeer ban jaun.
Main tujhe itna chahun k tu bhool jaye har rishta.
Sirf main hi tere har rishtay ki tasweer ban jaun.
Tu Aankhain band kare to Aaun main hi nazar.
Is tarah main tere har khuwab ki taabeer ban jaun…!!!!!
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