Special Formula:
Agar 500 logo ke liye shikanji banana ho..
To 2 dhakkan TIDE mila dein..
Kyunki…
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Naye TIDE mein hai
Hazaaro nimbuo ki Shakti!!
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Agar aap ghar mein akele baithe bore hote rehte hain..
to ghar mein JK Wall Putti lagwaye…
Deewarein bol uthengi!
Phir khoob batiyana ๐ ๐
Pati kamre mein baitha sharaab pee raha tha.
Yeh dekhkar patni gusse se tam-tamaa kar boli:
Aapne to kaha tha ki bina kisi Reason sharaab ko hath bhi nahin lagaoge, phir yeh sab kya hai??
Pati:
Reason hai pagli… Reason hai!
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Ab dekho, Diwali aa rahi hai, Rocket chalaane ke liye khaali botal chahiye ki nahin?? ๐ ๐
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HAPPY DIWALI 2014!
2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye…
Pehli: haaye haaye, main to 1100 lungi
Dusri boli: main to 2100 lungi
Peechhe se Santa bola
“Abey 2310 le lo… usme FM bhi hai !!”
๐ #Nokia
Banta ne hazamat ki dukaan kholi,
Ek din Santa shave karaane aaya.
Banta: Muchh rakhni hai?
Santa: Haan
Banta (Muchh Kaat Kar): Le rakh le jahaa rakhni hai! ๐ ๐
Amitabh Bachchan aur Pran Sahab bus stop par khade the,
Bus Aayi, Pran Sahab Bus mein chadh gaye
Lekin Amitabh ji nahin chadhe..!
Pata hai kyun?
Kyunki bus par likha tha…
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Raghukul Reet sada chali aayi…
‘Pran’ Jaye par ‘Bachan’ na jaayi! ๐ ๐
Exam me ek sawal aya ki
“Challenge” ka ek example likho
To sardarji ne pura paper khali choda aur last me likha
Asli baap ki aulad hai to pass karke dikha ๐ ๐
Wahh Prabhu.. kya leela hai teri!!
Cockroach chuhe se darta hai…
Chuha billi se…
Billi kutte se…
Kutta aadmi se…
Aadmi biwi se…
aur biwi?
Biwi darti hai cockroach se!!! ๐ ๐
Aaj tak samjh mein nahi aaya ki
OK ki jagah ‘K’ aur
GOOD MORNING ki jagah ‘GM’ likhne wale,
Jeewan ke 2 seconds bacha ke kya ukhaad lete hain?
Aur yeh hmmm.. walo ne to naak mein dum kar rakha hai,
Lagta hai ki Saala Bhains se baat kar raha hoon ๐ ๐
Santa: Aisi cheez ka naam bata, jo laal ho aur trin trin karti hai….
Banta: Telephone
Santa: galat
Banta: to fir kya hai ?
Santa: Tamater…
trin trin to confuse karne ke liye bola tha…
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Kejriwal ne 12 baje ghadi me time dekha
To usne ghadi tod di..
Jab Kisi ne puchha kyun todi?
To bola..
Yeh teeno suiya mili hui hai!!
Wife — Pooja kiya karo, Balaayein tal jayegi
Husband —
Tere baap ne bahut ki hogi,
Uski tal gayi, mere palle pad gayi!!