Shaadi ki function chal raha tha..
Pati apni patni ke sath waha pahuncha,
Thodi der baad patni ne dekha ki wo kisi mahila se hans-hans kar baat kar raha hai..
Patni ne paas aakar kaha: Main ghar pahunch kar, tumhari Garam paani ki sikaayi kar ke Iodex laga dungi!!
Pati: Par mujhe chot kaha lagi hai?
Patni: Abhi hum ghar bhi kaha pahunche hain?? ๐
Engineering ka form bharte hue chhatra ne paas khade chaukidaar se puchha….
Kaisa hai yeh college?
Chaukidaar: Bahut badhiya hai, Humne bhi yahi se engineering ki hai!! ๐ ๐
In a party..
Wife: Look At that guy drinking n dancing.!
Husband: Who’s he?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected him
Husband: Oh my god, he is still celebrating..:p
Yoโ Mama is so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yoโ Mama is so fat, her driver’s license says, “picture continued on other side.”
Yoโ Mama is so fat, her ass has it’s own congressman.
Yoโ Mama is so fat, her stomach gets home 30 minutes before she does.
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Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the taglines.
Thailand: Amazing Thailand
India: Incredible India
Malaysia: Truly Asia
Australia: There’s nothing like Australia
Have you ever wondered what the Pakistan’s tourism tag line would be?
Answer: Have a blast. It may be your last.
One more in a row:
Jaha maut hai aapke firaq me.
Kuch din to gujariye IRAQ me.
Indian wife sanskaro wali hoti hai
Wo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko
“Abe Gadhe” aur
“Oye Gadhe” ya
“Sun Gadhe”
nahi bolti
Isliye wo short me
“A.G. / O.G./ Suno G” Kehti hain..
Santa ki Maa:- 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui
Press reporter:- Fir apne kya kiya?
Santa ki Maa:- Fir mai 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi krai. Fir ja ke Santa hua.. !! ๐
Ek aadmi dua kar raha tha..
‘Ya allah, mere dhande mein barkat de’
Peechhe se aawaz aayi
Koi abhi aameen mat bolo re, sab ke sab nipat jaoge.
Saala kafan bechta hai!!
Ek baar ek Chhote Sardar ka birthday tha.
Sardar ne candle bujhane ke liye phunk maari to uska paad (fart) nikal gaya…
Dobara phunk maari fir paad nikal gaya…
Sardar gusse mein ulta ghumkar bola…
‘Le tu hi bujha Le’
๐ ๐
Jab ladki bhagne ki dhamki de
to maa-baap ko kya karna chahiye?
Salaah…
Uska mundan karwa do,
5-6 mahino tak bhagna to kya
Ghar se bahar kadam bhi nahin rakhegi Takli!!! ๐
Santa Ek Bar Kisi Company Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya
Manager: Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?
Santa: Ji Haan, Ek Ladki Se Hui
Manager: Shaadi To Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai!!
Santa: Nahi Ji, Meri Behan Ki Shaadi To Ladke Se Hui Hai