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“tera hone laga hoon” 😀
Top Funny Jokes for JOTD
Funny Quotes in Hindi for WhatsApp Status
Agar aapne apni Shirt ke pehla button galat lagaya hai..
To nisandeh baaki sabhi buttons bhi galat hi lagenge!!
– Ghanshyam Tailor
Jaroori nahin hai har baat Mahatma Gandhi ya Shakespeare ne kahi ho!
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Agar aapki raah mein chhote chhote patthar aaye, to samajh lena,
Ki Road ka kaam chal raha hai!
– Bhanwarlal Thekedaar
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Raat ko Hui Pati Patni ke beech Gambhir Baat
Shrimati ji ki raat ko 2 baje achanak neend khuli to paya ki pati bistar se nadarad hai.
Jaanne ke liye uthi, khoja..
to dekha dining table par baithe pati ji Coffee ka cup hath mein lekar vicharmagn, deewar ko ghoor rahe hain!
Patni chupchap pati ko coffee ki chuski lete hue beech beech mein aankh se aansu poonchhte dekhti rahi.
Phir pati ke paas gayi aur boli,
“Kya baat hai, Dear? Tum itni raat gaye yaha kya kar rahe ho…?”
Pati Ji ne coffe se nazar uthayi..
“Tumhe yaad hai, 14 saal pehle jab tum sirf 18 saal ki thi?” – Pati badi gambheerta se bola…
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Funny News Headlines – Ramayan ki Tazaa Khabarein
Ramayana aaj hoti to kaisi khabarein aati …
● Raja dashrath ne ki Shrawan Kumar ki Hatya, FIR Darj…
● Ayodhya ke rajpath ko leke raja-rani mein vivaad badha!
● Kevat dwara charan dhulwane se mayawati hui naraz, Kaha yeh hai Dalito ka apmaan
● Tadkaa Vadh va Suparnkha ki Naak kataayi ke virodh mein Mahila Ayog ka Ayodhya mein pradasrhan Jaari…
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Swami’s Husband Wife jokes
Swami says:
If wife wants husband’s attention, She just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, He just has to look comfortable & happy.
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Swami says :
Every WIFE is a Mistress of her Husband..
Miss for first year & Stress for rest of years.
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Swami says:
Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once?
But many people still go to their in laws house again & again.
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Aurato ki Dileri ka Andaza
Waise, Aurat ki dileri ka andaza aadmi ko shaadi ke usi waqt laga lena chahiye,
Jab banda use lene 100 aadmiyo ki baraat lekar jaata hai
aur wo ‘sherni’ udhar se akeli chali aati hai!
Ladki Se Nasha Hota hai
Ladki Se Nasha Hota hai,
Nashe Se Junoon,
Junun Se Mehnat,
Mehnat Se Padhai,
Padhai Se Career
IsLiye Career Banane K Liye…
Ladki Patana Zaruri hai dost!
Kabhi Kabhi khayal aata hai
A wife wrote this specially for her husband:
Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai….
Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai….
“Jab tu 11.30pm baje so jata hai,
Toh next day morning tera whatsapp
‘last seen at 2.30am’ kyun batata hai…?
Anjan Ladka aur Ladki in a Cafe
Ek ladka ek ladki ko cafe mein akele baitha dekh kar ladki ki table par gaya aur kaha:
ladka: kya main aap ke saath baith sakta hoon?
Ladki (Chillai): nahin, main aaj raat tumhare saath nahin guzaar sakti… !
sab log dekhne lage….. ladka sharminda ho gaya..
kuch der baad ladki uske paas gayi aur maafi mangi aur kaha: Main HUMAN NATURE ke upar study kar rahi hoon aur padh rahi hoonke log sharminda ho kar kya mehsoos karte hain…
Ladka (Chillaya): What…?? 10 Hazar ek raat ke bahut zyada hain, kuch kam karo yaar…
Sab log ladki ko dekhkar hasne lage. .
Aur phir ladka aahista se bola: Ab kar Study HUMAN NATURE pe
Wife’s SMS for Hubby
Wife sent text to hubby
“Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep before I return.?”
She sent another text, “And I forgot to tell you.. I have bought a bottLe of Scotch for you!”
He texted “OMG! really?”
She replied – “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”
—– Husband Trolled —–
Girls Attitude on Dirty WhatsApp Jokes
Attitude of Girls :
When a Boy Sends Dirty SMS
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She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forwards That to Her Friends
and..
Then Replies the Boy
I Don’t Like That Kind of SMS :/