Rahul, Kejriwal and Modi in a Ship

Ek baar rahul,
kejriwal
aur
Modi

Ek ship mein ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: “Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!”

Rahul ne Sui phenki.

Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya..

Kejriwaal ne memory card pheka.
Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya..

Modi ne kuch phenka..
Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga. “batao mere aaaka main haar gaya,”
Modi bola: “main bhi tera baap hu, maine “Disprin” ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta, delhi Chal desh ka Bohot Kaam Pada He!!”

MODI ROCKED, JINN Shocked

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Kejriwal, Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Mujhe shaadi nahin karni

Unmarried Boy:
Mujhe shaadi nahin karni,
Mujhe sab aurato se darr lagta hai!!

Father:
Kar le beta,
Phir ek hi aurat se darr lagega,
Aur baaki sab achchi lagegi!!

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Marriage | Joker

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