Ek chuha party mein 4 Pag lagakar mast tha.
Billi Boli: Aaj party na hoti to main tujhe kha jaati!
Chuha: Chal ja saali, Warna log kahenge, Nashe mein Aurat pe hath utha diya!
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Funny Hindi WhatsApp Jokes
Mohabbat ho jaye ya machchar kaate Anjaam ek hi hota hai;
Kya?
raat ko neend nahin aati.
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Budhi Mahila: Yamraj Ji, Mujhe waqt se pehle kyun utha liya?
Yamraj: Bidhiya dimag mat chaat, March mein closing thi, Target poora karna tha.
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Kanjoos aur Mobile SMS
Khud ko karo Kanjoos itna
Ki Har SMS bhejne se pehle
Service center wale khud Call karke puchhein,
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Kya aap sach mein ise bhejna chahte hain? Ya SENDING Fail kar dun? 😀
4 dangerous weapons in the world
4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb:
1. Wife’s Smile
2. Wife’s Tear
3. Wife’s Looks
And the most dangerous,
4. Wife’s Missed Call.!
Bahumulya Shayari by Personalities
Bush: Osama mile toh use fod do..
Gandhi: Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chhod do..
Einstein: Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..
Manmohan: theek hai! Continue reading
Santa Ka Sir
Santa Ka Sir Phat Gaya
Wo dikhane ke liye doctor ke paas gaya.
Doctor ne puchha: Ye kaise Hua?
Santa bola: Continue reading
Ramayan with Facebook twist
Ram changed his Relationship status to married. <3
Lakshman and Sita like this.
Ravan kidnapped Sita. :-O
Lanka’s people like this.
Ram commented on Ravan’s kidnap of Sita: Dude, u’re so dead! X-(
Hanuman likes this comment. Continue reading
Likhe jo khat tujhe – Funny Song
Likhe jo khat tujhe, Wo teri yaad mein
Papa ne padh liye, Wo saare raat mein…
Savera jab hua, To joote pad gaye, Continue reading
How to kill a girl?
Give the girl
a beautiful dress,
nice jewelery,
costly cosmetics,
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Arvind Kejriwal and Narendra Modi Joke
Arvind Kejriwal : How Famous are you…??
Narendra Modi : Whole world knows me.
Keju : Obama knows you..?
Modi: yes
Keju: Any proof? Continue reading
Teacher Ka Darja Maa Se Bhi Uncha Hota Hai
Teacher Ka Darja Maa Se Bhi Uncha Hota Hai
Pata hai kyun?
Kyunki Maa Apni Lori Se Sirf Ek Bachche Ko Sulati Hai
Aur Teacher..
Teacher Apne Lecture Se Puri Class Ko sulati hai!