Funny WhatsApp Status Jokes in English

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.

1. Someone is ‘sick’ since the time I added him.

2. Someone is “Driving”

…since 5 days!

I guess he reached Dubai!!

3. Someone on his status “Sleeping”

…since 3 Days!

He’s Probably dead.

4. Someone never sends anything, then at night Once a week/month he says: “Good night”

5. Someone sends me back exactly what I sent to him..

Seems like he wants to play table tennis!

6. Someone still has his status as “Happy New Year!”..

Guess his time stood still

7. Someone’s status is “Happy” since one Month.

Living in Paradise?

8. Someone is always ‘available’..

How free Are you???

9. From first day their status is, ‘Hey there! I’m using WhatsApp’

I Know ! That’s why you’re on my list!

10. Someone writes “urgent calls only”…

Dont get it..

Are u in the police or ambulance service?

11. Some says, “can’t talk. Whatsapp only”

Dude then throw away your phone.. You are not using the phone’s Primary function!

WhatsApp Jokes | English, JOTD, Status Message | Joker

Funny Hindi Shayari – Kapil Joke

Funny SHayari Comedy Nights Joke

 

Koi Aankhon se baat kar leta hai

Koi Aankho hi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai

Bada Mushqil hota hai jawab dena,

Jab koi English mein baat kar leta hai! 😀

Comedy Nights Jokes, Funny Shayari | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Marwari ke Ghar Mehman

Kanjus Marwari: Kaju Katli Aur Lijiye Na

Mehman:
Ji Nahin Shukriya …!
Main Pehle Hi 4 Le Chuka Hoon Continue reading

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Kanjoos, Marwari | Joker

2 Ladkiya aur ek Sharabi Joke

2 Ladkiya aapas mein jhagada kar rahi thi

Road pe khade Sharabi ko dekh pehli ladki boli:

Bhagwan kare teri shaadi iss sharabi se ho jaye
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WhatsApp Jokes | Girls, Hindi, JOTD, Sharabi | Joker

Pados ke Uncle Aunty

Pados ke Uncle Aunty mein bahas ho rahi thi…

Uncle: Mujhe yeh samajh nahin aa raha aakhir tum Kutta hi kyun khareedna chah rahi ho?

Aunty:
Ab main kya bataun tumhe, Continue reading

Husband Wife Jokes | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Comedy Nights Funny Shayari

Kapil Sharma:

Arz kiya hai…

Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance

wah wah

Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance
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Comedy Nights Jokes, Funny Shayari | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Santa in the train

Ek baar Santa train mein safar kar raha tha

Train mein bahut bheed hone ke karan, Santa ek Ganje aadmi ki seat par baith gaya.

Aadmi gusse se jhunjhla kar bola: “Seat pe kya, mera sir par hi baith ja”

Santa: Nahin Uncle, Main yahin theek hoon, waha se fisalne ka darr hai 😛

Santa Banta Jokes | Bald Man, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Funny CID Shayari and Jokes

Once again Khatarnak CID shayaries are back:

1.
Strepsils khaoge toh dur hogi khaasi

Strepsils khaoge toh dur hogi khaasi

ACP pradyuman bole – “tumhe toh ab hogi phansi”

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2.
Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega

Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega

ACP bola,
“ABHIJIT, MUJHE LAGTA HAI ye AISE NAHI MANEGA”.
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CID Jokes, Funny Shayari | Hindi, JOTD | Aditya

Patni aur Kaam-wali Bai ke beech baatein

Agar aap Patni aur Kaamwali bai ke beeche vartalaap par Gaur karein,
To kaafi saare ‘One-Liners’ aise hote hain Maano Ek Premika apne Premi se baat kar rahi ho.

Suno… Kal time se aa jaana, haa

Kal 2 baar aa jaana na…
Dekho main intezaar karungi.. Dhokha mat de dena end time pe
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Husband Wife Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Maid, Oneliners | Joker

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