Santa & his wife went for Divorce at court.
Judge : You have 3 kids .. How will you divide them?
Santa had long discussion with Banto & said
“ok, sirji We will come next year with 1 more”
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Joke doesn’t end here ..
9 months later
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They got twins ๐ ๐ ๐
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Girl: Doctor, Please mere boyfriend ko andar bula Lijye..
Dr: Trust me! main sharif aadmi hoon.
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Girl:
No Doctor, Aapki nurse bahar akeli hai
Aur
uss haramkhor pe mujhe bilkul bharosa nahi… ๐
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Raat Hogi To Chand Dikhai Dega…
Khwabo Me Wo Chehra Dikhai Dega…
Ye Kisi Ka Pyaar Bhara “Good night” Message Hai.
Reply Kiya Nahi To Sapne Me “Bhoot” Dikhai Dega!!
Gawaar: Yeh TV Kitne Ka Hai..?
Salesman: Hum Gawaaro Ko Koi Cheez Nahi Bechte..
Gawaar After 1 Month clean Shave & hair cut karke aaya aur puchha: Yeh TV Kitne Ka Hai..?
Salesman: Hum Gawaaron ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte.. Continue reading
Baarish mein couples:
Wow Kitna romantic weather hai…
Aur Singles:
Kya saala, har jagah paani paani, Pura keechad ho gaya!
Ek Ladke Ko ek Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya
Lekin, Ladki Ne Use Thukra Diya
Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din Ke Andar Mujhse Mohabbat Ka Iqrar Karogi!
Aur Ladka Din Raat Barish Me Dhoop Me
UsKe Ghar Ke Samne Khada Raha Continue reading
Yasomati maiyya se bole nandlala,
Tata Sky laga dala toh life jhingalala. .
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Ek aur arz hai…
Maine piya aapka khoon,
Good Afternoon Good Afternoon.
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This joke is about you : –
Think you are sitting in front of computer, what computer will think…??
Do you know…??
Intel inside
mental outside…
ha..ha..ha…
Wait don’t laugh, joke is not over…
You are standing in front of fridge… Continue reading
Boy: I Love you, tum is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho
Girl: Par tumare piche toh mujhse bhi zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai.
Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi nahi tha.
Girl: Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte
toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte..
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Tv reporter ne Bomb Dhamake me zakhmi Santa se pucha..
JAB BOMB GIRA to kya vo zor se phata??
Zakhmi Santa bola Continue reading
Two tailors having a chat..
1st tailor “Sardars are the best customers.
Always happy with their suit fittings.”
2nd tailor “And How is that so?”
Continue reading