WhatsApp Joke – Bollywood Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings

Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings:-

Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale..
Fever

Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi..
Heart Attack

Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge..
Constipation

Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai..
Acidity

Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon..
Cataract

Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna..
Alzheimer?s

Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole..
Vertigo

Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi..
Urinary Infection

Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai..
Hypertension

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere..
Corn On Feet

Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye..
Insomnia

Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata..
Piles

And Sabse Mast

Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai..
Loose Motion πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

Hasso Mat, jaldi Share karo..
Beemari purani hain, Joke naya hai πŸ˜€

Also Read: Bollywood Songs for School Life

WhatsApp Jokes | Bollywood, Funny Songs, Hindi, JOTD, Medical | Joker

Funny English Joke – 50 Dollars is 50 Dollars

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year,
and every year Morris would say, Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.
Esther always replied, I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, Esther I`m 85 years old. if I don`t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.
Esther replied, Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars. Continue reading

Jokes | English, JOTD, Money | Aditya

Santa Ek Doctor ke pass gaya aur pucha

Santa Ek Doctor ke pass gaya aur puchha
Doctor Sahab ghar chalkar chek-up karne ki kya Fees hai?

Doctor ne kuch socha aur bola – 300 Rupees

Santa- Ok thik hai chaliye..
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Santa Banta Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, Hindi, JOTD | Aditya

Funny Friendship Day Wish for Your Friend

Life me kbhi hamari Dosti ke bare mein koi galat fehmi ho to…
Sikka uchalna
agr head aaye to we are friends…

Aur

agar tail aaye to…

.

.

Chupke se palat dena… Dost

Happy friendship day!

Jokes | Friendship, JOTD, Wishes | Joker

Bajrang ke Products aur Santa

Dr: Which soap do u use?
Santa: Bajrang ka Neem wala sabun,

Dr: Which paste?

Santa: Bajrang ka Ayurvedic paste,

Dr: Shampoo?

Santa: Bajrang ka Herbal shampoo.

Dr: Hair oil? Continue reading

Santa Banta Jokes | Friendship, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Funny Facebook Status – Aapke mann ki baat, WhatsApp Joke

Mujhe aajkal Aisa kyun lagane laga hai,
Jaise main aapke mann ki baatein janane laga hoon.

Chaliye saboot deta hoon:

1. Aap iss samay mera status padh rahe hain..

2. Aap nekdil insaan hain, aur Samanyata sabko khush dekhna chahte hain.

3. Hontho ko alag kiye bina aap “Papa” nahin bol sakte

4. Aapne abhi “Papa” keh kar dekha

6. Aisa karne par aapke chehre par muskan aayi
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WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Rasgulle Ki Dukaan

Customer to Pappu: Teri to rasgulle ki Dukaan hai, tera khaane Ka man nahi karta….

Pappu: karta to hai uncle Lekin papa count kar Ke rakhte hain….isliye bas choos Ke wapas rakh deta hoon.

Customer fainted πŸ˜› πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

Also Read: Ek pareshan dost

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Pappu | Joker

Funny One Liners Jokes about Indians

We Indians Are Unique

Indian jokes

1. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door. But the female runs for her dupatta. πŸ˜‰

2. Picking up/dropping a relative (airport / railway station) is an important family affair. πŸ˜€

3. We thrive on street food and we don’t get sick. πŸ™‚

4. Every Indian mother has 2 careers – Working / Housewife + Match Making. πŸ˜› πŸ˜€
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WhatsApp Jokes | English, Hinglish, India, JOTD | Joker

Companies and their funny Slogans

College life is like Reliance!
Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein

Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!
Aisi Azadi aur Kahan

After Engagement is Like Idea!
Jo Badal de aapki Duniya Continue reading

WhatsApp Jokes | Advertisement, Hindi, JOTD, Mobile | Joker

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