Santa’s e-banking password was:
“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”
Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?
Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….
Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??
Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai…. ๐ ๐
A Pathaan to an AirHostess:
“Vallah.. Tumhara shakal Humara BiBi Se milti!”
Airhostess:
“Bakwas band kar kamine!”
Pathaan:
“Masha ALLAH! Zubaan bhi Milti!” ๐
Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, tab hi baarish ho jaati.
Ek din dhoop nikli toh usne shukr kiya aur dukaan pe surf lene gaya.
Wo jaise hi dukaan par gaya,
baadal zor-zor se garajne lage.
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Yehi haal hoga ab bhejega to ๐
Pappu apni girlfriend se bola:
Ameer se Ameer aadmi bhi mere pitaaji ke saamne katora lekar khada rehta hai!
Girlfriend: Phir to tumhare pitaji bahut ameer honge!
Pappu: Nahin, wo Golgappe bechte hain :-B ๐
new boyfriend of ex-girlfriend trolled ๐ ๐
Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you
Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?
Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch!
Husband Trolled by wife ๐
Boy and girl were sitting in a park
2 dogs kissed each other
Boy – jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhi?
.
Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..
kahi, kutta kaat na le. ๐ ๐
Ek din Hanuman jee patang uda rhe the
Upar se yamraj ne patang ki kanni kaat di
Hanuman jee bole
“Mangal bhawan amangal hari,
niche aaebe to tohar patak ke maari”. ๐ ๐
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa Sardar: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa Sardar: To pagal AAurat Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon. ๐ ๐
1st year MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gathered around the table with real dead body.
The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor.
The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the body’s nose & on drawing back, put the finger in his own mouth & tasted it. Continue reading