Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gaur farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai! ๐
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Funny Memsaab – Kamwali Bai Joke
Aaj Jo ek aurat ke sath hua woh kisi dushman ke saath bhi na ho…
Subhah uthi?…..
breakfast banaya
lunch banaya
bachoo ko khilaya ๐
Pati ko khilaya. ๐ ๐
unhe tayaar karke, tiffin deke bheja!
Joothe bartan ikhatha karke rakh diye!
kapde washing machine mein daal diye..
Phir shower lene chali gai!
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Hansa: Praful, tournament matlab?
Hansa: praful tournament matlab??
Praful: tournament hansaaaa.. yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai…
Babuji: abey praful gadhe use ornaments kehte hai…
Praful: babuji ohh babuji.. ek kaan me pehno to ornament or dono kaan me pehno to two ornaments matlab tournament….
Hansa: haay haay babuji ko to kuch bhi nahi aata..
Never Mess with Kids
A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane.
The man turned to him and said, “Let’s talk”.
Kid: Ok, what do we talk about ?
Man (making fun of d kid): How about nuclear power?
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Rearranging Letters make these names funny
This has got to be one of the cleverest messages I’ve received in a while,
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one!)
1. DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
A SPARKLING DRIVE
2. PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN
3. MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN
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Funny PJ – Popcorn garam tave par
Aapko pataa hai ki Popcorn ko garm tave par rakhne par wo uchhalte kyun hai?
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Nahi pata ..?
Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at the door?.
A lady opened it. Before she could speak… The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.
Salesman: – Madam, if I couldn’t clean this up in the next 3 minutes with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this shit..!!
Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that?
Salesman: – Why Madam?
Lady: – Because there’s no electricity in the house…!!! ๐ ๐
MORAL: – Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client… & over smartness in India can be deadly. ๐
Girlfriend ka birthday
Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha ๐
Wo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye :-<3 :-*
Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha….
maine tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje hain jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho.. ๐
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Bus ke darwaze par
Pappu roz bus ke darwaje par khada hoke traval karta tha..
Ek din
Bus conductor : tu roz darvaze mein kadha rehta hein,
Tera baap kahin pe choukidar hein kya?
Pappu replies :
tu roz paise mangta hai, to tera baap pehle bhikari tha kyaโฆ! ๐ ๐
Chalaak Aadmi aur Bhagwan
Ek aadmi boat se kahi ja raha tha…
achanak se zor se hawa challi aur uski boat palat gayi.!
Usey tairna nhi aata tha..
Woh prarthana krne laga
“Bhagwan, agar mujhe bacha liya toh me garibo mei 21 kilo laddu batunga.!”
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Ek Class ke Students ki bekaar love story
Ek Student Ko Apni Classmate Se Pyar Ho Gaya Ladke Ne Use Prapose Kiya,
Lekin Ladki Ne Inkar Kar Diya Aur Teacher Ko Uski Complain Kardi Teacher Ne Ladke Ko Kaafi Daanta
Aur 1 week Ke Liye Class Se Nikal Diya Jab 1 week Baad Ladka Wapas Class Me Gaya To Ladki Ko Us Se Pyar Ho Gaya..
Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ki Book Me Likha:”
I M Sorry & I Love You Too..
Ladke Ne Koi Response Nhi Diya, Isi Tarah Chaar Saal Guzar Gaye
Moral: bewkoof Ladki Itna Bhi Nahi Samajhti ki Ladke Kabhi Books Nahi Kholte Hai. ๐
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