Haryanvi called his mobile service customer care:
“Re maari bhains ne Sim khaa li aur bhaag gi…”
Customer Care Executive (irritated):
“to main ke karoo?”
Haryanvi replied:
“rey baavle, tu mane yo bataa ki… Roaming to naa lagegi?” 😀 😛
Top Funny Jokes for Jatt
A Jatt in a plane
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Air hostess:
Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!…!!!