A Gujarati Bhai & Chinese in a train.
A cockroach enters.
Chinese catches it & eats it!
Another cockroach enters.
Gujju catches & asks d chinese: Kharidega?
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Funny Alok Nath Jokes
Alok Nath has replaced Rajnikant and CID jokes and all memes!!
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1. When alok nath was born, doctor said “badhai ho, babuji hue hain”
2. Alok Nath school mein bhi lunch box ke badle Prasad le jaya karte the
3. Alok Nath temple run bhi chappal utar kar khelte hain
4. Alok Nath has no friends because he turns “Dosti into Rishteydaari”
5. Alok nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis.
6. Alok Nath celebrated bachelor party in Vaishno Devi.
7. Alok Nath had all senior citizen privileges since he was 6 years old.
8. The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar
9. Alok Nath has such a personality that sometimes his wife calls him bhaisahab!
10. Alok Nath was the first person to call Parle as ParleG
11. In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter’s wedding.
12. Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension
13. Alok Nath reads “All Indians are my brothers and sisters” as “All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis”.
14. Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of the Girl who is yet to be born!
15. Alok Nath’s WhatsApp shows : “Last seen doing Kanyadaan at …”
16. When you type Alok Nath on Google search, “I’m feeling Lucky” changes to “I’m feeling Sanskari”
17. Alok Nath wants Facebook to add ‘Aashirwad’ button.
18. Alok naths morning tea is made with Gangajal
19. Alok naths watch displays only Achchha and Bura Samay
20. Alok Nath convinced Sunny Leone to quit porn.!
21. Alok Nath’s Caller Tune is ‘Babul ki Duaayein Leti Jaa…’
Alok Nath CV Reads as:-
Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan
Skills- Sanskaar
Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!
Convert The Sentence to Future Tense
Teacher: “Maine ek aadmi ka khoon kiya”
iss sentense ko future tense mein badlo.
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Pappu: “You will go to jail” ๐
Comedy Nights – A Girl on Bus Stop
Kapil Sharma and a Girl were standing on a Bus Stop
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Lipstick
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Top and Jeans
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Earrings
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Aur to aur Nice Necklace
Girl: Thank you So Much BHAIYA…
Kapil: Kamaal Hai, Itni saari acchhi cheezein, Phir bhi tu Bhootni Lag rahi hai… !!
Election 2013 Results – Indian Politics Jokes
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Again its proved delhi is not safe for women..
see what happened to sheela dixit!!
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2013 Delhi election results:
BAAP : 32
AAP : 28
PAAP : 8
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Girls ka dimaaaag – Just Wow
A Boy and a Girl were walking on the road..
They found a 1000 Rupees Note on the road
Girl : what to do with this money now?
Boy : lets take 50-50
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Girl: Okay but baaki ke 900 Rs ka kya karenge ?
——– Intelligent Girls ๐ ————-
Ghalib Ne Girlfriend ko Date par Bulaya
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date par bulaya, wo late aayi….
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib: Arz hai….
Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,
Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,
Dusri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
Why Marwaris Do Well In Every Field
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was a Marwari.
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Marwari says to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try’
Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Marwari says to himself ‘ I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?’ So he stays………. …
Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
500 people leave the room.
Marwari says to himself, ‘I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?’ So he stays in the room..
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak japanese to leave.
498 people leave the room.
Marwari says to himself, ‘ I do not speak one word of japanese but what do I have to lose?’
So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said ‘Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak japanese, so I’d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.’
Calmly, Marwari turns to the other candidate and says,
“Kiya Bhaiji…k haal chaal hai???”
And The other candidate answers
“ekdam badhiya bhaiji…they sunao !”
Soniya Gandhi’s Story of 100 Rupees
SONIA GANDHI during her speech told a story…
“There was a father who gave 100 rupees each to
his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up
a room completely.
First son bought woods for Rs. 100 but couldn’t fill
the room entirely.
Second son bought cotton for Rs. 100 but couldn’t
fill the room entirely.
Third son bought a candle for Rs. 1 and lit it up and
the room was filled with light completely.”
Kapil Sibbal added “RAHUL GANDHI is like the third son, Since the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity.”
Narendra Modi asked:
“Woh sab toh theek hai, but where are the remaining Rs. 99 ?”
Rahul Gandhi walks to A Bank with a Check
Rahul Gandhi walks into A Bank to cash a check.
As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning sir, would you please cash this check for me?”
Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?”
RG: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am Vice President of the Congress Party. future indian PM. Continue reading
Cool Santa – doesn’t care for small things
Surgeon: I am sorry, it seems a rubber glove was left inside you after the operation, We have to operate you again…
Santa: Ro mat, Ye le 20Rs. Naya le lena..!
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