Shaadi ke 5 saal baad, on Valentine’s day, husband brought white roses for wife.
Patni: Yeh kya White Roses kyon? Valentine Day par toh Red Roses dete hai na?
Pati: Dete the, par ab Zindagi mein, Pyaar se jyada Shaanti ki Jarurat hai!
Top Funny Jokes for Hinglish
CM ka full form
Santa : cm ka full form kya hai?
Banta : cheif minister
Santa : wrong!!!!
Banta : kyun?
Santa : it’s Crime Minister! 😉
Bete-Baap ki Dosti – New Generation
A 5 year old son was crying.
Dad came & asked:
Why are you crying? Tell me, I’m your friend naa..
Son:
Kuchh nahin yaar..
Zara sa Horlicks kya nahi piya, teri ITEM bhadak gayi!!
What is breakup – Indian Definition
Breakup is
A matter of time when Jaan (Lover) becomes Jaanwar (Animal)
And a cutie becomes a kutti (bitch). 😀
Santa Sardar English PJ – Opposite of BARCELONA?
Question:
Whats The Opposite Of BARCELONA..??
Santa:
Its easy..
ANDAR SE DO NA…!
What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea – Hindi PJ
This PJ might blow your senses away:
What do u call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?
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Think…
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Think little harder….
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Ok, let me tell you the answer….
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She is called
“Jaswanti” (Just one tea)
People Clap in Afghanistan
Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because there’s the tali-ban!!
(tali is clap in hindi)
Hindi PJ – Group of farmers
This PJ is going to kill you!!
What do u call a group of farmers stuck at one place?
socho?
arey.. thoda dimaag lagao…
itni padhayi kisliye kari, jab itna sa nahi pata??
nahi aaya…?
chalo main batata hoon
its called…..
“Kissan Jam”
hahahaha…. 😀
PJ – Cat that brings you tea
Tell us… What do you call a cat that brings you tea?
socho?
arey.. thoda dimaag lagao…
itni padhayi kisliye kari, jab itna sa nahi pata??
nahi aaya…?
chalo main batata hoon
its called…..
“Liability” (Laya billi tea)
ROFL…. 😀
PJ – What do you call a Cow Dancing
This PJ is going to kill you!!
What do you call a Cow Dancing?
socho?
arey.. thoda dimaag lagao…
itni padhayi kisliye kari, jab itna sa nahi pata??
nahi aaya…?
chalo main batata hoon
its called…..
“Guidance” (Gaay Dance)
hahahaha…. 😀
Kapil ki Angrezi in Comedy Nights
In Hindi: Main kho gaya hoon tere pyaar mein, ab tum bhi kho jaao
In English: I’m lost in your love, now you get lost!