Biwi ne namaaz padhkar dua ke liye haath uthaye, par kuchh nahin manga aur haath neeche kar liye!
Shauhar yeh sab dekh raha tha, to puchh baitha..
“Yeh kya? Dua kyun nahin maangi?”
Biwi: Maangne hi lagi thi ki “Allah aapki tamaam mushkile khatam kar de”
Phir socha, Kahin main hi na mar jaaun!
Ek hi prashna ke 2 jawab..
1)
Maa: Ja Red Label le kar aa…
Beta: Aadha Kilo ya 1 Kilo?
2)
Papa: Ja Red Label le kar aa…
Beta: Quarter ya half?
Ek aadmi ne 6 shaadiya ki,
Par har ek shaadi ke kuchh din baad
Uski biwi ki Maut ho jaati…
Ab wo 7th shaadi karna chahta tha..
Magar koi bhi use apni beti dene ko taiyaar nahin tha…
Aakhirkar,
Use ek aisi biwi mil hi gayi,
Jiska bhi 6 shaadiya ho chuki thi,
Aur har baar uska bhi pati mar jaata tha…
Log hairaan the yeh soch kar,
Ki dekhte hain ab kya hota hai..?
Dono ki shaadi ho gayi
Aur agle hi din hi…
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“Aage ki kahaani sunni hai to
Pehle Facebook aur Twitter pe isko share karo,
Ya 50 Rs ka recharge karwao..
Fir btaunga!”
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Santa : what are u doing, bro?
Banta : dinner, followed by scotch
Santa : bhai, black label?
Banta : nahi bhai, scotch brite se bartan dho raha hun ๐
Yeh ladkiya chahe kitna bhi
Salman Khan, Virat Kohli pe marti ho..
Ant mein
Inki shaadi…
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Jethalal se hi honi hai!
Bank manager: Ye kya ajeeb sa signature hai?
“@/e”
Santa : ye sign meri daadii ka hai!
Bank manager: aisa ajeeb sa sign? kya naam hai unka?
Santa : Jalebi Baai… ๐
Hindi hamari matribhasha hai, pitrabhasha kyun nahi?
Kyunki,
Mataji ne Pitaji ko kabhi bolne hi nahin diya…! ๐
Alia Bhat @ florist
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Uncle ek April fool dena..
Pagal hain wo log Jo 14 February ke din propose karte hain….
Meri mano to Aaj ke din propose karo……
Maan gayi to cool…..
Nahin to Didi, April Fool!!
Ek sundar ladki ek dawaiyo ki dukaan ke saamne kaafi se tak khadi thi!
Bheed chhatne ka intezaar kar rahi thi.
Shop ka owner use shaq ki nazar se ghoor raha tha…
bahut der baad jab dukaan mein koi customer nahin bacha,
To wo ladki dukaan mein aayi!
Ek salesman ko dheere se ek kinaare bulaya,
Dukaan ka malik ab aur bhi jyada chaukanna ho gaya.
Ladki ne dheere se ek kagaj salesman ki aur badhaya,
aur Dheere se fusfusayi…
“Bhaiya,
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Meri ek Doctor ke sath shaadi tay ho gayi hai,
Aaj unki chitthi aayi hai,
Thoda padhkar sunayenge kya?
Writing samjh mein nahin aa rahi hai!!!” ๐
2 auratein ek aam ke ped ke neeche baith kar kaafi der se baatein kar rahi thi…
Tabhi achanak ped se 1 Aam neeche gira!
Pehli Aurat: Abhi to pedo par Aam kachhe hote hain, To yeh aam kaise neeche gira!
Isse pehle ki dusri aurat kuchh bolti,
Aam khud hath jodkar bol pada:
“Pak gaya hoon behen ji main itni der se tum dono ki baatein sun sun kar!”