Horror films me Ladki ko ghar me jab kuch
ajeeb sunai deta hai toh woh aise bolti hai…
Kaun hai wahaa??
.
.
.
.
.
Jaise ke Bhoot bolega:
Haan main kitchen mein hoon..
Maggi khayegi??
Top Funny Jokes for Hindi
Jeevan mein 3 baatein
Jeevan mein 3 baatein kisi ko nahin batani….
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
1)
2)
3)
Nahin batani, Matlab nahin batani!
KISI Ko bhi NAHIN!!
Yeh joke mast hai, Padhoge to…
Yeh joke padhoge to, Hanste-hanste gir jaoge!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Isliye likha hi nahin,
Kahin, gir gaye to..!!
I Care For U naa!!
Kameene Dost
Main: Hello bhai kya haal hai?
Dost: Mast bhai, tu suna?
Main: Yaar ek kaam tha….
Dost: Haan to karle, baad mein baat kar liyo, kaam zaroori hai..! ๐
Dadaji Pahunche Swarg
90 saal ke ek dadaji mrityu ke baad swarg pahunche..
Swarg mein khoobsurat apsarao ka nritya dekh kar dada ji fut-fut kar rote hue bole…
“Saala Baba Ramdev ke chakkar mein nahin padta, to kab ka yaha pahunch gaya hota” ๐
Patiyo ke liye aaj ka gyaan
Aaj ka Gyaan..
Patni paper-weight ki tarah hoti hai..
Pati ko fad-fadaane to deti hai,
Par
Udne nahin deti!!
Naughty Dubey Chaat Wala
Ladkiya Interval mein apne college ke bahar “Dubey Chaat Waale” ke paas jakar boli:
Pehli ladki: Dubey meri chaat..
Dusri ladki: Dubey pehle meri chaat..!
Teesri ladki: Nahin dube, pehle meri chaat nahin to pera period shuru ho jayega!
.
.
Dubey saala Khushi ke maare chal basaa! ๐
Dimaag ki Pareeksha
Shaadishuda purusho ke liye…
Q: Maine shaadi kyun ki?
Ans: Dimaag kharab ho gaya tha
Shaadi-Shuda Mahilao ke liye…
Q: Main Patni kyun bani?
Ans: Kisi ka dimaag thikaane lagana tha!! ๐
Dentist se daant nikalwana hai
Ek saji-dhaji mahila apne pati ke sath ek doctor ke clinic gayi.
Mahila:
Ek daant nikalwana hai…
Par sirf 10 minute mein..
Koi anesthesia, behoshi, ya pain killer ki jaroorat nahin!
Thoda bahut dard hota hai, hone do…!
Par jaldi… Mujhe ek kitty party mein jana hai!!
Doctor: Kamaal hai, Gajab ki bahadur mahila hain aap.. ! Aaiye examine chair par let jayiye! Dikhayiye kaun sa daant hai!
Mahila (Apne Pati se): Jaao, let jaao… aur bata do kaun sa daant hai!! ๐
Funny shayari – Meri khaas friend
Arz Kiya Hai….
Normal friend thi wo meri,
achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.
Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi kamini,
pregnancy test me pass ho gayi…!!
Ashiqana Funny Shayari
Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aaya hai!
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO, KISI KA Aashiq AAYA HAI!