Papa: Beta, tumhare result ka kya hua?
Pappu: Papa 80% aaye hain..
Papa: Par marksheet par to 40% likha hai..
Pappu: Baaki aadhar card link hone par account mein 40% subsidy mein aayenge!!
Top Funny Jokes for Hindi
Teachers vs Engineers
Engineer, doctor, CA:-
Aaj mere paas Bangla hai…
Gaadi hai…
Naukar chakar hain…
Tumhare paas kya hai…??
Teacher: Mere paas garmi ki chhuttiya hain!!
Teacher: Batao akbar kaun tha – Naughty Pappu
Teacher : pappu batao akbar kaun tha
Pappu : pata nahi sir…
Teacher : padhai ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega
Pappu : achaa sir aap batao suresh kaun hai
Teacher : pata nahi…
Pappu : apni beti ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega!! 😉 😛
Deewaro Par Paint Karna Hai
Bade: abe, saale tu kuchh karta nahi, dekh deewarein kitni gandi ho gayi, Ja paint lekar aa, paint karna hai deewaro par
Chhote: ohh, paint karna hai
Bade: haan, paint karna hai, jaa lekar aa
(Chhote push ups karne lagta hai) Continue reading
Meri shirt press kar do
Husband: Meri shirt ulti karke press karna.
Wife: Ok.
After 10 minutes
Husband: Meri shirt press ki?
Wife: Nahi…
Husband: Kyun?
Wife: Ulti nahin aa rahi hai!
Mirza Ghalib v/s His Wife – Funny Hindi Shayari
Mirza Ghalib:
Hamein to apno ne loota
Gairo mein kaha dum tha
Apni Kashti waha doobi
Jahaa paani kam tha
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Ghalib’s Wife:
Tum to the hi Gadhe
Tumhare bheje mein kaha dum tha
Wahan kashti lekar gaye hi kyun
Jahan paani kam tha!!
Santa itna mat socho
Santa poori zindagi.. Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha..
aur
sochte sochte mar gaya,
Ki agar meri behen ke 3 bhai hain,
to mere 2 hi kyun hai? !!!!
Message for God in Hot Summers
Dear Suraj Bhagwan,
Please go to Settings > Display > Brightness…
and lower your brightness…
It’s too hot to handle!!
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Garmi se pareshan Aadmi
Bollywood and Exams
In Rockstar Movie:
“toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!”
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In exams:
“chhoote hue chapter se hi
Question nikalta hai!!”
Modi ji ki videsh yatra
Modi ji: Secretary, batao aur kaun sa desh bach gaya hai ghumne ke liye?
Secretary: Apna hi desh reh gaya hai sir..
Bharatwasi chakit hain ki aakhir unhone
Pradhan mantri chuna tha ya Vasco DaGama..
Jo Duniya ki khoj par nikla hai!!
Date aur Tareekh mein Fark
Date aur tareekh mein fark:
Dilli, Mumbai, Goa, Bangalore aur Kolkata ke ladke date par jaate hain..
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Aur
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Banaras, Jaunpur, Aajamgarh, Gazhipur, Mau, Jhansi aur Gorakhpur ke ladke Tareekh par!!