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20 May 2015

Rajni in Talwarbaji competition

Ek baar Rajnikanth Talwarbaaji ke ek muqabale mein pahunche.

Wahaa Cheen, Japan, aur Kayi Anya desho se talwarbaaji ke liye yoddha pahunche the

Pehle Chinese Talwarbaaj ne ek baal ke 2 tukde kar diye

Uske baad aaye Japani ne udati hui makkhi ki gardan kaat di

Phir aayi Apne Indian Rajnikanth Ki baaji….
Rajnikanth ne machchar udaya…
Apni talwar ghumaai…

Lekin machchar udata raha..

Japani aur Chinese dono hi kaafi khush hue, Aur unhone Rajnikanth se Puchha:
“Machchar to Abhi bhi udd raha hai?”

Rajnikanth ne muskurate hue jawab diya,
“Udd to raha hai, Lekin ab wah kabhi Baap nahin ban paayega”!!

20 May 2015

Ek Marwari ki Shri Ganesh Prarthana

Ganpati Bappa Moriya
Dhandha ko-ni ho riya!

19 May 2015

Pappu ki hui master se ladai

Master ne ki pappu ki pitai

Pappu ka garam hua khoon

Gaya kabristan or master ki,

photo taang ke likh diya

COMING SOON

😛 😀

19 May 2015

Rahul Gandhi aur Gareeb Kisaan

Rahul Gandhi: Gareeb kisano ko Rooh-afza diya jayega.

Sonia Gandhi: Beta Roohafza nahi muavza!!

😀 Poor Pappu 😛

18 May 2015

Santa in a Bank

Santa Ne Ek Naya Kamaal Kiya…

Wo BANK me jaaker so gaya

Puchho kyun?

Kyunki….

Usne board par Bank ka advertisement padha.. ki

“Yaha SONE Par LOAN Milta Hai”

Innocent Santa 😉

17 May 2015

Whatsapp Jokes on Narendra Modi’s frequent foreign visits

Biwi bachhe na ho to
aadmi ka ghar mein rehne ka mann hi nahin karta…

Modi ji fir se 3 desho ki videsh yatra pe rawana!

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Kisi ko apne kharab mobile ki
Battery mangwana ho to bata do…

Modi ji china mein hi hain…!

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Kisi ko pata ho to plz batao mujhe,

Mujhe aaj tak samjh nahi aaya ki…

Modi ji election jeete the
ya
World tour ka package!!

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For Narendra Modi:
Either flight mode is ON
or
Camera is ON

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15 May 2015

Santa ki Bhains aur Lovers

Ek baar Santa ki Bhains kho gayi

Wo dhundta hua park mein pahuncha…
Waha ek ladka apni girlfriend ki aankho mein dekh kar keh raha tha

“jaan mujhe tumhari aankho mein poori duniya dikhayi de rahi hai!”

Santa yeh sunkar bola:
“Bhai zara dekh ke data to ki meri bhains kaha par hai?!”

14 May 2015

Funny Hansa Praful Jokes – Khichdi Show

Hansa : Praful automatically matlab??
Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya
bolte hain…
Hansa : taklaa..
Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge….
Hansa : takli..
Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye
tou ussko kya bologi??
Hansa : auto mein takli… aare haan automatically!
Tum kitne samajhdaar ho Praful…

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Hansa : Prafoool, ye Senior or Junior ka kya matlab?

Praful : Hansaaaaaa
samundra ke najdik rehte hai woh…
sea + near = Senior
aur jo Zoo ke najdik rehte hai woh…
Zoo + near = Junior

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Hansa : Praful
tournament matlab??

Praful : tournament hansaaaa yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai…

Bapuji : abey Praful gadhe use ornaments kehte hai.

Praful: Bapuji ohh Bapuji ek kaan me pehno to ornaments or dono kaan me pehno to two ornaments matlab tournament…

Hansa: haay haay bapuji ko to kuch bhi nahi aata….

13 May 2015

The intelligent Kid

Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is 6 years.

Teacher: What? How is this possible?

Kid: He became father only when I was born.

Logic!!

This kid is from IIN!

12 May 2015

WhatsApp group ke silent members ke liye

Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar,
Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye
Zabardast offer!!!…

Bhootpurva PradhanMantri
Shri Manmohan Singh ji
Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain..

Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!!

“First come first serve only!”

11 May 2015

Fact of life – Pati patni joke

Fact of life:

Pati chahe kitna hi kharch kar de…

Shopping ke baad,
Biwi ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi!! 😀

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