Sharaabi (Doctor se): Aaap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho kya?
Doctor: Haan, kyun nahi..
Sharab: To police ne meri 20 botal pakdi hai, please chhudwa do!!
Top Funny Jokes for Hindi
Funny Shayari – Gaal par kiss
Agar Raat ko koi chahat ki had kar de,
mohabbat se aapke gaal par kiss kar de,
or Aapko karwat Badalne par majbur kar de
To yakeen karo ki wo machchhar hi hoga!!
Bandiya aur Selfie
Height of Selfie…
Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?
Wife : Mall mein gayi thi, shopping karne.
Husband : Kya kya liya?
Wife : Ek hair band aur 45 selfies.
Funny bollywood PJ
Ladki: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Ladka: Dahi Jama raha hoon…
Ladki: Kab tak jamaoge?
Ladka:
Agar tum mil jaao..
Jamana chhod denge hum!! ๐
Sardar on call
Sardar dials a number
a Girl answered….
Sardar: Hello… kaun?
Girl: Main Seeta…
Sardar: O teri!!, yeh to ayodhya lag gaya… Sorry Maaate… !!!
:[P :[D
Tum hi ho meri zindagi
Husband to wife: tum meri zindagi ho, aur…
Wife: Aur kya?
tell me aur kya…. ?
Wife shouted: Tell me AUR kya?
Husband: Aur….. Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par ๐
:[P :[D
The Brilliant Sardar
Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar…
How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?
Sardar: Juice bana kar de do na madam.. ๐
Baby, where are you?
GF: Where are you?
BF: hospital,had an accident
GF: When will they discharge you?
BF: in 2 days
GF: Ok, ghar jake mera mobile recharge karwa dena ๐
Yeh 5 bachche padhai nahin karne dete
Wo Konse 5 Bachche Hain
Jo Khud Bhi Sara Din Awaragardi Karte Hain
aur Na Khud Padhte Hain Na
Doosron Ko Padhne Dete Hein…
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Nobita, Shuzuka, Jiyan, Sunio
Aur Wo Kamina..
Doremon!
Maggi aur Tanu weds Manu ki shayari
Today when I was buying Top Ramen noodles….
The atma of Maggi noodles appeared before me and whispered…..
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Hum thode bewafa kya huye.
Aap to badchalan ho gaye
Santa learning angrezi
Santa: Yaar banta… “I am going” ka matlab kya hota hai?
Banta: Main ja raha hoon..
Santa: abe aise kaise jaayega.. saala 20 log se puchh chuka hun, sab chale gaye… answer bata ke jaa!! ๐