Jeetto: Sardadr ji tussi ek hi message 2-2 baar kyun bhejde ho?
Sardar ji: Le kardi na pagalo wali gal! O jeetto, ek tu rakh le te dujja forward kar de.. iss vaste!
Jeetto: Te phir tussi 3 baar bheja karo!
Sardar ji: Oo kyun?
Jeetto: Oji pher ek ko delete bhi to karna honda hai! ๐
Wife (after a fight) – tell me those 3 magical words. .
Husband : I love u
Wife : No not this
Husband : I like u
Wife: Again No not these 3 words
Husband : I miss u
Wife : Getting more angry …. No no
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Husband – Galti meri thi
Wife: Now you are right!
Aaj phir hamare group ke admin ne kamaal kar diya.
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Wo savere savere bank me jaakar so gaya…
kyunki, waha likha tha ki
“Yaha Sone par loan diya jaata hai” ๐
Ladkiyo ki 1 smile Ladko ko confuse kar deti hai..
Sala pure din tak samajh hi nahi aata..
ki “HANS K DEKH RAHI THI” ya “DEKH KAR HANS RAHI THI.”!!
Lakhnavi bahccho ki ladai ho rahi thi…
Pehla:
Dekhiye, Agar aap hamari baar se ittefaaq nahin karoge, to Hum aapki waalida mohatarma ki shaam mein gustakhana kalimaat pesh kar denge!
Dusra:
Hazoor agar aapne iss kadar jalalat ki zurrat ki to phir hum bhi aapke rukhsaar mubaraq pe aisa tamachaa raseed karenge ki Gaal-e-mubaraq Gulaab ki maanind chamak uthega!!
Yeh hai “Tehzeeeb-e-Lucknow”!! ๐
Ab Yeh afwaah kisne failaayi…
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Patanjali ki Shop bar kal se Ayurvedic Cigarette milegi..!! ๐
Ek baar ek chaudhari sahab apne ladke ke liye Ladki dekhne gaye..
Ladki kuchh jyada hi kaali thi, jaise ki Ulta tawa… Chaudhari sahab ko bilkul pasand nahin aayi!
Ladki ka baap bola: Chaudhari sahab ladki pasand kar jaao, Car de denge dahej mein!
Chaudhari bola: Bhai tu to car de dega, Agar yeh kala janum hamare ghar aa gaya, to agli peedi mein hamein hamari ladki byaahne ke liye Truck dena padega!!
Bachcho ke sath badi sawdhaani se baat karni chhaiye
Warna parinam khatarnak ho sakta hai..
Bachcha: (Nal se aate paani ko dekhkar) Papa yeh paani kaha se aata hai?
Papa: Beta nadi se..
Beta: Phir mujhe Nadi dekhni hai..
Papa use nadi dikhane le jaate hain, Bachcha unhe nadi mein dhakka markar gira deta hai…
Bhagta hua ghar aakar Maa ko kehta hai…
Mummy jaldi Nal kholo, Papa aate honge!! ๐
Ek baar ek hawai jahaj mein 5 aadmi safar kar rahe the…
Sachin
Ambani
Rahul Gandhi
Narendra Modi
aur
Ek chhoti sa bachcha!
Achanak Jahaaj mein kuchh kharabi aa gayi,
Wahaa par 4 parachute the..
Sachin Bola:
“Main vishwa ka mahaan ballebaaj hoon,
Mera zinda rehna zaroori hai”
Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!
Ambani Bola:
“Main bharat ke dhani logo mein se hoon,
Mera rehna jaroori hai..”
Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!
Rahul Gandhi bola:
“Main iss desh ka sabse lokpriya neta hoon,
Mera zinda rehna jaroori hai..”
Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!
Narendra Modi bachche se bole:
“Beta aap desh ke bhavishya ho,
Jaao aap antim parachute leke kood jaao!”
Bachcha bola:
“Lekin yaha to 2 parachute hain…
Rahul Gandhi to mera School Bag lekar kood gaya!!”
Hahaha… Share to banta hai!! ๐ ๐
Ek aadmi ki shaadi ko 20 saal ho gaye the..
Usne kabhi Patni ke hath ke bane khane ki tareef nahin ki.
Nirmal baba ne salah di Patni ke khane ki tareef karo, Kripa hogi!
Baba ki salah asar kar gayi!
Ghar aate hi usne khana kha kar Parantho ki jam kar tareef ki!
Patni ne belan uthaya aur usko jee bhar kar peetne ke baad boli:
20 saal mein kabhi mere hath ke bane khane ki tareef nahi kii, aur aaj padosan ne paranthe bhej diye, to tumhe zindagi ka mazaa aa gaya!!
Ho gayi baba ki kripa… bechara husband ๐ ๐
Pita: Beta, ek zamana tha, jab main 10/- lekar bazaar jata tha aur kirana, sabzi doodh sab le aata tha
Beta: Pitaji ab zamana badal gaya hai, Aajkal har dukaan par CCTV-Camera lage hote hain!! ๐