Top Funny Jokes for Gutthi-Palak
Kapil ke Sapne mein Kareena Aayi
Guess karo Palak ne Kapil ko kya bday Gift diya hoga?
Wasn’t it obvious? 😀
Palak – Mera dhuadaar dance dekh ke
Palak’s Shayari for Madhuri Dixit
Mera dhuadaar dance dekh ke
ek din aap mujhe daad doge
Mera dhuadaar dance dekh ke
ek din aap mujhe daad doge
tamma tamma loge, tamma tamma loge tamma…
Palak’s Shayari for Huma Qureshi
Thande paani se nahane se
Bachcho ko ho jaata hai pneumonia
Thande paani se nahane se
Bachcho ko ho jaata hai pneumonia
oo woomaniya, aaaa woomaniya, e-e woomaniya!
Palak Poem – Kadakti dhoop mein
Palak’s poem for Ali Zafar who came for promotion of ‘Total Siyapa’ Movie with Yami Gautam.
Jab kadkadati dhoop mein,
Main swimming karti hoon
Jab kadkadati dhoop mein,
Main swimming karti hoon
mera rang pad jata hai kala…
(kapil: shareer ladki ka muh halwai wala)
Palak:
Panghat pe naache, nache re nache madhubala!
Gutthi Kapil Shayari from Comedy Nights
Gutthi
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Arz thoka hai..
Tum kya keemat lagaoge is bazaar mein meri wafa ki,
Tum kya keemat lagaoge is bazaar mein meri wafa ki,
Jidhar dekho bazaar mein 50% off chal raha hai!!
Kapil
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Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna, Continue reading
Palak Shayari – Na Jeene ki Arzoo
Arz Kiya hai…
Na jeene ki arzoo, na marne ka khauf
Na jeene ki arzoo, na marne ka khauf
The number you are dialing is currently switched off! 😀
Sunil Grover (Gutthi) Funny Shayari in Comedy Nights
Na train mein, na phoolo mein
na rasoi mein na rain mein
dard milta hai to
tere diye hue pain mein…!
Na tan se, na mann se, na dhan se
Sarkar darti hai, to anna ke anshan se
Gutthi Poem for Akshay Kumar
Baari barsi khatan gaya si
Khatt ke leyandi saari
Baari barsi khatan gaya si
Khatt ke leyandi saari
Main Khilaadi, tu anaadi
Main Khilaadi, tu anaadi
o o o ooo o o (song tune) :
Kapil Sharma & Gutthi PJ
Kapil Sharma: Arey yaar yeh Gandhi ji har note par hanste kyon rahte hai?
Gutthi: Simple hai, wo royenge toh note geela ho jayega na …..ha ha.. Don’t Mind 😀
Comedy Nights With Kapil Song by Sonu Nigam
This song lyrics are similar to ‘Yeh Dil Deewana’ song from Movie Pardes, sung by Sonu Nigam.
Kapil
O Kapil…
1, 2, 3…..
Kapil
Deewaaanaa
Mastaanaaa hai Kapil
Comedy Nights… Number One
Number one…. hai yeh Kapil
Iski Bua hai sabpe bhari
Daadi ki daaru se yaari
Biwi iske Pyaar ko Tarse…. Bechaariiii
Gutthi Palak ka apna Ronaaaa
Siddhu Sahab ko chup na honaaa…
Pagal ho jaaye jo saare jaaye Mil…. Kapil
O Deewanaa
O deewanaa… hai yeh kapil
