Papa: Beta, tumhare result ka kya hua?
Pappu: Papa 80% aaye hain..
Papa: Par marksheet par to 40% likha hai..
Pappu: Baaki aadhar card link hone par account mein 40% subsidy mein aayenge!!
Top Funny Jokes for Government
How smart is your dog?
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were.
One man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, and the fourth was a government worker.
To show off, the engineer called to his dog. “T-square, do your stuff.”
T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that that that was pretty smart.
The accountant said that his dog could do better. Continue reading