Paise wala Aadmi:
Aaj mere paas
14 Cars
18 Dukaanein
4 Bangale hain ..
Tumhare paas kya hai??
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Gareeb Aadmi:
Mere paas 1 beta hai,
Jiski girlfriend teri Beti hai!! 😀 😛
Top Funny Jokes for Girlfriend
Girlfriend trolled by boyfriend
Girlfriend: Jaanu tum bahot badal Gaye ho, kal raat mere message ka reply bhi nahi kiya
Boy: nahi jaanu kaam mein busy tha…
GF: 2-3 din se tum kaam ka bahana bana rahe ho. tum mujhse kuch chupa rahe ho…
Boy: nahi Jaanu thodi tention hai..
GF: tum hamesha apni tention mujhse chupate ho.mujhe batao hum dono mil kar koi solution nikalenge. tum mujhe kuch to batao problem kya hai..
Boy: Toh le sun
BOILER FEED PUMP ka bearing temp bahut jaldi jaldi badh raha hai..usme abnormal sound bhi aa raha hai. Lube oil pressure to sahi hai.mujhe lagta hai Discharge valve Puri tarah se open nahi ho raha hai.lekin control room me feedback to open ka aa raha hai.lagta hai C & I ka problem hai..
GF: ok jaanu Mai jati Hu maa bula rahi hai..
Santa ka naya phone
Santa ke hath mein naya phone dekhkar Banta bola:
Naya phone kab khareeda?
Santa: Naya nahin, Girlfriend ka hai!
Banta: Girlfriend ka phone kyun le aaya?
Santa:
Roj kehti thi, Mera phone nahin uthaate..!
Aaj mauka mila, to utha laaya!! 😀
Pappu ki Girlriend
Pappu apni girlfriend se bola:
Ameer se Ameer aadmi bhi mere pitaaji ke saamne katora lekar khada rehta hai!
Girlfriend: Phir to tumhare pitaji bahut ameer honge!
Pappu: Nahin, wo Golgappe bechte hain :-B 😛
Funny WhatsApp Text – Boyfriend to ex-Girlfriend
new boyfriend of ex-girlfriend trolled 😀 😛
Chetan Bhagat’s Half Girlfriend becomes butt of jokes
Chetan bhagat released the poster of his new novel Half Girlfriend on twitter.
Here are some of the jokes flowing around on twitter.
1) Two minutes of silence for all those trees who gave up their lives for Chetan Bhagat’s #HalfGirlfriend
2)
Title demotion…:
5 point someone
3 mistakes of my life
2 States
1 night at call center
1/2 girl friend..
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Shaadi karni hai to GF se karo
Shaadi karni hai to Khud ki Girlfriend se karo,
Dusro ki GF se to ghar wale bhi kara dete hain 😀
Sir Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante
Teacher: Agar Tum tumari GF Ko 500 Do, aur Usko sirf 200 Ki Zarurat Ho To, Wo Kitne Wapas Degi ??..
Student: Kuchh Bhi Nahi…
Teacher: Kya Tum Itni si bhi Maths Nahi Jante ??
Student: Sir, Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante!!
Santa aur Bhikari
Bhikari- sahab 20 rs do na, coffee peeni hai..
Santa- lekin coffee to 10 rs ki aati hai?
Bhikari- Meri girlfrnd bhi sath mai hai na.
Santa- Arey, Bhikari hokar tune girlfriend bana rakhi hai..
Bhikari- Nahi, gf ne hi mujhe bhikari banaya hai.. 🙁 😛