Koi shahzada kehta hai, koi pappu samjhta hai
Meri secular baichani ko bas Diggi samajhta hai
Twitter aur Facebook pe ye bezzati kaisi hai
Ye bas mera dil samajhta hai ya Kapil (Sibbal not Sharma) samajhta hai
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Dost Ruthe to Rab Ruthe
Dost Ruthe to Rab Ruthe
Fir Ruthe to Jag Chhute
Agr Fir Ruthe DIL toote
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Aur Agr Fir Ruthe to,
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Utaar Chappal
Maar Saale Ko Jab Tak Chappal Na toote;-)
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq
Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain.. 😀
Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai Tere Jane Ke Baad
Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai Tere Jane Ke Baad
Bhookh Hi Nahi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad
Mere Paas 8 Samose The, Jo Mene Kha Liye
Ek Tere Aane Se Pehle, 7 Tere Jane Ke Baad
Neend Hi Nahi Aati Mujhe Sone Ke Baad
Nazar Kuch Nahi Aata Aankhen Band hone Ke Baad
Doctor Se Jo Pucha Iska Elaaj, Dekar 4 Tablets Bola.
Kha Lena 2 Jagne Se Pehle, 2 sone ke baad!!
Sitaro me Aap, Hawao me Aap,
Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap,
Fizao me aap, Baharo me aap,
Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki…
buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota…
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Hansi ke liye gham kurbaan
Hansi ke liye gham kurbaan,
khushi ke liye aansoo kurbaan,
Dost ke liye jaan bhi kurbaan,
Aurr
Agar dost ki Girlfriend mil jaye
to…
Saala dost bhi kurbaan 😉 😀
Jab Dekha Unhone Tirchhi Nazar Se
Arz kiya hai
Gaur Farmaiyega…
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala, Nazar parmanant tirchhi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.
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Baith Kar Mehbooba Ki Baho Mein
Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya..
Wah! Wah!
Wah!! Wah!!
Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya..
Phirrrrr…?
Phir kya.!
Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me Hosh Aaya.. 😀 😛
Every girl deserves ONE GUY
Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it’s the first time he saw her.
And Im that ONE GUY
Jab Bhi Tujhe Zakhm Laga
Jab bhi tujhe Zakhm laga…
Jab bhi tujhe Zakhm laga…
Maine apne kapde utaar diye…
Aur tere Jism se lipat gayi…
Yahi mera kaam hai…
Band-Aid mera naam hai..
Aur, aapki soch ko Salaam hai
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Ek Ladki thi Deewani si
Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi
Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Or mai sirf yahi kah pata
ki yeh Phone nahi
TV ka remote hai !