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Gifts Before and After The Marriage
Wife: Shaadi se pehle aap mujhe kitne uphar diya karte the… ab kyun nahin dete?
Husband: Kya tumne kabhi suna hai ki machhali pakadne ke baad bhi machhera use chaara khilata ho!! 😉
Chhota Medal Kisliye?
Pehla Aadmi: Tumhe yeh chhota medal kisliye mila?
Dusra Aadmi: Gaane ke liye
Pehla Aadmi: Aur yeh bada medal?
Dusra Aadmi: Gaana band karne ke liye!!
Har janm mein Same husband kyun?
1st Lady: Patni har janam me wahi pati kyun chahti hai?
2nd Lady: Taaki uss pati ko sudharne me lagi mehnat bekaar na jaaye 😉
Tum teesari shaadi kar rahi ho?
1st Lady: Behen, Suna hai ab tum teesri shaadi kar rahi ho?
2nd Lady: Haan, behen, Kya karoon.. pehle Pati allah ko pyaare ho gaye the, aur dusre Padosan ko!
Kitna achcha hota ki main kitaab hoti
Wife: Kitna acchha hota yadi main kitaab hoti aur har samay tumhari aankho ke saamne hoti!
Husband: Kitna achcha hota ki tum Calendar hoti taaki main har saal badal liya karta 😉
How come you address your wife as Darling, Honey?
Young Boy:
After 70 years, you still address your wife as Darling, Love, Honey!
Whats the secret?
Old man:
Her name slipped from my mind 10 years ago!
And i’m scared to ask, what it is?
Rajnikant is coming
Columbus wouldn’t have discovered America If
Shaadi ek barbadi
