Main: Hello bhai kya haal hai?
Dost: Mast bhai, tu suna?
Main: Yaar ek kaam tha….
Dost: Haan to karle, baad mein baat kar liyo, kaam zaroori hai..! ๐
Top Funny Jokes for Friendship
DUKH NA DENA MERE DOST KO – funny shayari
RABBA DUKH NA DENA MERE DOST KO….
CHAHE MUJHE SUKHO KA PAHAD DEDE…
NAYI CYCLE PAR GHUME DOST MERA….
MUZE BHALE HI PURANI BMW CAR DEDE. :-):-)
Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!
Nayi Cheez Dekho:
Voda(F)one
Ai(R)cell
Rel(I)ance
id(E)a
Bs(N)l
TATA In(D)icom
Dekho FRIEND ke bina saare mobile network adhure hain –
Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!
Funny Friendship Day Wish for Your Friend
Life me kbhi hamari Dosti ke bare mein koi galat fehmi ho to…
Sikka uchalna
agr head aaye to we are friends…
Aur
agar tail aaye to…
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Chupke se palat dena… Dost
Happy friendship day!
Bajrang ke Products aur Santa
Dr: Which soap do u use?
Santa: Bajrang ka Neem wala sabun,
Dr: Which paste?
Santa: Bajrang ka Ayurvedic paste,
Dr: Shampoo?
Santa: Bajrang ka Herbal shampoo.
Dr: Hair oil? Continue reading
Jhootha Nikla wo Dost
Jhutha tha wo Dost….
Jo kehta tha Jaan bhi mango to de denge.
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aaj wo apni g.f. ko Jaan kehta hai
Aur
maango to kamina gaaliya deta hai.
Three most innocent faces in the world
Three most innocent faces in the world
1) A Sleeping Baby
2) Udhaar Mangne Wala Aadmi
3) Hamare Parents ke samne baitha hua apna dost.
Dost Ruthe to Rab Ruthe
Dost Ruthe to Rab Ruthe
Fir Ruthe to Jag Chhute
Agr Fir Ruthe DIL toote
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Aur Agr Fir Ruthe to,
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Utaar Chappal
Maar Saale Ko Jab Tak Chappal Na toote;-)
Friends Jungle me so rahe the – WhatsApp Funny Joke
2 dost jungle mein ja rahe the,
Jab raat ho gayi to wo dono raaste mein hi Tent laga ke so gaye.
RAAT ko 1 dost ki aankh khuli..
Usne doosre ko jaga ke kaha
Aasman ki taraf dekh ke bata tujhe kya nazar aata hai?
2nd : Bahut saare sitare..
1st : Isse kya pata chalta hai?
2nd : Aasman khubsurat hai..
1st : Abey Newton ki aulad Tent chori ho gaya hai…!
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Tum bhi nahi soch paaye the na… hahhaha ๐
Hansi ke liye gham kurbaan
Hansi ke liye gham kurbaan,
khushi ke liye aansoo kurbaan,
Dost ke liye jaan bhi kurbaan,
Aurr
Agar dost ki Girlfriend mil jaye
to…
Saala dost bhi kurbaan ๐ ๐