Main: Hello bhai kya haal hai?
Dost: Mast bhai, tu suna?
Main: Yaar ek kaam tha….
Dost: Haan to karle, baad mein baat kar liyo, kaam zaroori hai..! ๐
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3 friends with stories on 100th floor
3 friends lived in a flat on 100th floor..
One day lift was not working..
They decided to tell a story while walking upstairs
1st told a comic story till 50 floor,
2 nd told an action story till 99th floor.
3rd told a horror story in 1 sentence –
“I forgot the room keys in car..” ๐ ๐
Bol ab bhejega Candycrush request?
Yehi haal hoga ab bhejega to ๐
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
Kadam kadam pe hawa ki simit ka dhyan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaroor aa gayi tumhein”
.
Bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.
Exams ke Pehle Santa ne ek hi essay yaad kiya
Exams ke Pehle Santa ne ek hi essay ratta mara tha –
‘MY FRIEND’
Aur exams me pucha Gaya …
‘MY FATHER’
Lekin Santa ghabhraya Nahi. Haushiyari dikha ke “friend” ki jagah pe “father” word likh kar aa Gaya.
Jis examiner ne uski answersheet check ki voh aaj tak behosh hai !!
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3 lights save the earth from darkness
Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..
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1st: sunlight
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2nd: moonlight
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3rd: you
.
my sweet friend tube light