Papa- Whom u like more mumma or papa?
Kid- Both
Papa- No tell me one?
Kid- Both
Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother goes to Paris
Where will u go?
Kid- Paris
Papa- It means you like ur mother more?
Kid- No, coz paris is beautiful than America
Papa- If i go to paris & Ur mother goes to america so Whr will u go?
Kid- America
Papa- why?
Kid- Paris to ghum aaye na papa
Papa- Jaa be Maa ke Chamche, jaa school jaa!
Bade kuchh apni family mein kaun bada kaun chhota hai uske baare me badbad kar raha tha
Chhote: Yeh kya kar raha hai…
Bade: Dikhta nahi… apni family tree bana raha hoon
Chhote: wahh, bada achcha kaam kar raha hai… humne kabhi apni families discuss hi nahi ki na…
Bade: Mujhe nahi sunna teri family ke baare me, wo to yeh mera school assignment hai isliye bana raha
hoon
Chhote: ohh… achchta tu teri family me sabse chhota hai?
Bade: Nahi, mera ek chhota bhai hai…
Chhote: Ohh, achcha… tuje pata hai, meri family mein mere Dad sabse chhote hain…
Bade: Ab tu pagal hai kya
Chhote: arey main sahi keh raha hoon, wo mujhse bhi chhote hain.
Bade: ho hi nahi sakta, achcha bata
Chhote: Abe wo abhi bhi Mummy ke sath sote hain 😀
:-p
Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct…!!!)
Marwari Sasur ne shaadi mein damaad ko Chess Board Gift kiya
Damaad: yeh kya?
Sasur:
Tamanna thi, beti ko shaadi mein Hathi, Ghode, oont aur Naukar Chakar doon.
Aaj mei ichcha poori ho gayi!! 😀
Sasur Rocked, Damaad Shocked!!
Sis 2 bro : what r u going to gift grandma on her b’day?
bro : A football 🙂
Sis : but grandma does not play!!
bro : On my b’day she gave me Bhagvad Gita, Uska kya? :-O 😛
A 5 year old son was crying.
Dad came & asked:
Why are you crying? Tell me, I’m your friend naa..
Son:
Kuchh nahin yaar..
Zara sa Horlicks kya nahi piya, teri ITEM bhadak gayi!!
Gharwale Ladki Ki Marzi Ke Bina Ladki Ki Shaadi Kar Rahe The…
Ladki Apni Maa Se: Mummy, Main Ye Shaadi Nahi Karungi Aur Agar Tumne Mujhse Zabardasti Ki To Main Ghar Se Bhaag Jaungi.
Maa (Rote Hue):
Beti Ye Kya Keh Rahi Hai, Maine Tere Baap Se Bhaag Ke Shaadi Ki,
Teri Badi Behan Aur Teri Bhua Ne Bhi Bhaag Ke Shaadi Ki,
Tera Bhai Naukrani Ke Saath Bhaga Aur Teri Maasi Ne Sabzi Wale Ke Saath Bhaag Gayi,
Tera Chacha Dhobban Ke Saath Aur Uski Ladki Doodh Wale Ke Saath Bhag Gayi,
Aur To Aur Tera Baap Do Baar Padosan Ke Sath Bhaag Gaya
Aur Ab Tu Bhi Bhaag Jayegi To Iss Ghar Ki Kya Ijjat Reh Jayegi,
Beta Kuchh To Hamari Ijjat Ka Khayal Kar!!! 😀
Son (to mom): mumma mumma mujhe apni hero Honda Wali cycle chahiye
Mom: theek hai tum terrace par jao waha main tumhe dedoongi
Cycle chalate hue wo terrace se gir jata hai aur uski mom Dr Ko bulati hai
Mom: Dr sahab mera beta chhat se gir gaya
Dr: Pls talk in English I cannot understand Hindi
Mom: my Launda chhat se giraunda with the help of hero Honda 😀
Hamesha Maa Baap apni betiyo Ko Yehi Samjhate Hain
Ki Beta Ye Tumhara Asli Ghar Nahi, Tumhara Asli Ghar To Tumhara SasuraL Hai…..!!!
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Lekin….
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Baat Jab Ghar Ki Safai Ki Ho…
To It Magically Becomes Their House!
Mom says: Tum Ghar Mein Mehman Nahi Ho, Tumhara Ghar Hai Tumhe Hi Saaf Karna Hai,
Bahar Se Koi Nauker Nahi Aayega….!!
Chalo Utho JHAROO Lagaooo! 😀
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— Hota hai na aisa tumhare ghar mein bhi?, chalo ab share karo —
Sardarji introducing his family:-
1. Yeh hai meri biwi….. Google Kaur..
Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai…..
2. Yeh hai mera beta…. Facebookjeet Singh..
Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai…..
3. Yeh hai meri beti…. Twitterpreet Kaur..
Poori colony isse folow karti hai…..
4. Aur mein hoon Orkutdeep Singh….
Mujhe koi puchhta hi nahi…. !!
Bahut puraani baat hai….
Ek african apni family k sath jungle me hi rehta tha….
usne kabhi mirror nahi dekha tha..
1din jungle me use shisha mila.
Usme khud ko dekh kar samjha k uske baap ki tasveer hai
aur wo use apne ghar le gya aur roz bate karne laga.
Uski biwi ko shak hua,
1din jab uska pati bahar gaya hua tha to usne sheesha bahar nikala
aur apni shakl dekh ke boli :
“Accha.. To ye h wo Kal-muhi
jis se mera pati baaten krta hai”
Usne sheesha apni saas ko dikhaya,
To Saas boli :
“chinta mat kar .. buddhi hai,
jaldi hi mar jayegi”!! 😀