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06 Feb 2014

Amazing Answers by A Kid in an Exam

Ek bachche ne saare prashno ke jawab diye aur fir bhi exam me fail ho gaya…..

Kyun?

Kyunki, sawalo ke jawab kuchh iss tarah the…

Q: Tipu Sultan ki mrityu kis yuddh mein hui thi?
A: Uske akhiri yuddh mein.

Q: Talaak ka pramukh karan kya hai?
A: Shaadi.

Q: Ganga kis state mein beheti hai?
A: Liquid State.

Q: Mahatma Gandhi ka janm kab hua tha?
A: Unke janmdin ke din.

Q: 6 logo ke beech Aam ko kaise baantoge?
A: Mango Shake bana kar.

Q: Bharat mein poore saal sabse jyada barf kaha girti hai?
A: Daaru ke glass mein.

Hain na Ajeeb aur correct jawab… Now SHARE this.

01 Feb 2014

New way of Writing Exams

New way of writing answers in exams.

If you don’t know the answer,
then put lines like this :
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and write below :

“Scratch here for the ANSWER”

28 Dec 2013

Height of Coolness, That too in Exam Hall

Two best friends coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands..

First friend: Which paper was it??

Second friend: I guess it was maths…not sure

1st: (surprisingly): You read the question paper??

2nd: NO, I saw a girl sitting besides me using a calculator!!

25 Dec 2013

Bete Itne kam Marks Kyun?

Santa (Bete Banta se): Tumhare social studies me itne kam marks kyo aaye hai?

Banta :Papa social studies me question tab ke the, jab main paida bhi nahin hua tha!!

24 Dec 2013

Mom and her Son – Exam Result

one day son Came home, and told his mom that I got 1st place in exam

Mom (happily): Good, Keep it up son, keep it up

The son goes and kept its result card on cup board.

Mom asked: Why are you keeping your result card there?

The son said: “Mom you only said to keep it up so I kept it up… simple! 😀

26 Nov 2013

Exams Studies – Whatsapp Joke

Dad entered Son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies.

He walked closer to him..
and played with his hair softly, sweetly

and….

BAAANNNG $%^&* Slapped his face…

and said:

“Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago” 😀 😛

29 Oct 2013

Father Son – Funny Joke on Exams

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Father: Son, you better pass that exam, or forget me as your father…

Son: Sure, whatever Dad!!

5 hours later… After the exams

Father: So how was your exam?

Son: Who the hell are you??

😀 😛

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