Student to God:
Hazaro ki kismat tere hath hai,
Agar pass karde to kya bat hai.
After the exam…
God:
Girlfriends thodi kam patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi… 😀
Top Funny Jokes for Exams
Bollywood and Exams
In Rockstar Movie:
“toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!”
.
.
In exams:
“chhoote hue chapter se hi
Question nikalta hai!!”
Ladka, Ladki aur Exams ke marks
BoY : Ro kyu rahi ho..??
GaL : Mere Marks bahut kam aaye hai…
BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??
GaL : Sirf 88% ..
Boy:
“Khuda ka Khauf kar ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai…!!”
What’s the difference between people who pray
What’s the difference
between
people who pray in temples
and
people who pray in exam centers ?
think?
.
.
People in exam centers are damn serious..!!
Aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai
Naukar –
Sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai..
kya khilate ho?
Sahab –
kamine ye kutta nahi hai..
mera beta hai, Engineering kar raha hai,
abhi exams chal rahe hai..!
😀 😛
Upcoming Horror Movies
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Exam Ka Khouf
Tarapta Student
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While in examination hall
While in examination hall :
1st one hour – calligraphy
2nd one hour – cursive writing
3rd one hour – doctor writing..
Exam Results Special
Father:
Nalayak pados me Mishraji ki ladki ko dekh,
first aayi hai!
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3 Ways to write in an Exam
3 Ways to write in EXAM:
Look up for INSPIRATION,
Look down for CONCENTRATION
and
Look around for INFORMATION!
Exams ka saya hai
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? Continue reading
Help Sanskari Alok Nath by Solving this Question in Exam
Solve this question, and help Alok Nath in climbing the Mountain Kailash! 😀