Engineering ka form bharte hue chhatra ne paas khade chaukidaar se puchha….
Kaisa hai yeh college?
Chaukidaar: Bahut badhiya hai, Humne bhi yahi se engineering ki hai!! ๐ ๐
Top Funny Jokes for Engineering
Aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai
Naukar –
Sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai..
kya khilate ho?
Sahab –
kamine ye kutta nahi hai..
mera beta hai, Engineering kar raha hai,
abhi exams chal rahe hai..!
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Don’t mess with Engineers
5 Doctors and 5 Engineers are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai.
They gather at Pune Railway Station.
Both groups desperately try to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI):
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5 Engineers buy only 1 ticket, and 5 doctors buy 5 tickets. doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come Continue reading
An Engineer, Beautiful Princess and a Frog
An engineer was walking down the road when a frog calls out to him, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket.
The frog speaks up again and says, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”
The engineer takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it and returns it to the pocket.
The frog then cries out, “If you kiss me and turn me back, I’ll do whatever you say!”
Again the engineer takes the frog out, smiles at it and puts it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asks, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, I’ll stay with you for a MONTH and do whatever you say. What more do you want?”
The engineer says, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool!” ๐
Girl’s Demand from An Engineering Student
An Engineering Student went & proposed a girl
Girl : What can u do to make me love you ?
Boy : I will do whatever you want, I will bring stars from the sky, I will jump from wherever you say, I will do anything for you.
Girl : Can you complete your Enggnring without a single back?
Boy : Chalta hoon behan….. apna khyal rakhna.. ๐
Beware of engineering
Engineering student ne ek book likhi 300 pages ki “3-mistakes of my life part-2”
1-Physics
2-Chemistry
3-Math
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Moral “beware of engineering”