Agar doctors films banate to kya naam rakhte?
Kabhi khansi kabhi bulgum
Kaho naa bukhar hai
Kal patient ho na ho
Hum kidney nikaal chuke sanam
Top Funny Jokes for Doctor
Bewakoof Santa aur Doctor
Doctor: tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa: pehle se jyada kharab hai
Doctor: dawai khali thi?
Santa: nahi ,nahi , dawai ki bottle bhari thi..
Doctor: oh ! mera matlab hai , dawai le li thi?
Santa: ji.. aapne di aur maine le li..
Doctor: array.. dawai peeli thi??
Santa: nahi, dawai to laal thi..
Doctor: Array.. moorakh.. dawai ko pee liya tha??
Santa: nahi doctor saab, peeliya (jaundice) to mujhe tha.
Doctor fainted… balle balle balle balllleeeeee!!!!
How to Check if Patient is Mental or Not
In a ” Mental Hospital ” a journalist asked the Doctor:
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not ??
Dr: Well, We’d fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the BathTub…
Journalist: Oh, Obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger…
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Dr: ” No, A normal person would pull d drain plug !!
Please go to bed No.39; We will start further investigations”
You also thought that normal person will use a bucket…. Now please go to bed no. 40 😀