Trending Cricket Jokes after India’s performance in Semi Final against Australia

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I am reaching office in 30 mins.

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India’s batting Line Up
1.Rohit
2.Dhawan
3.Kohli
4.Rahane
5.Raina
6.Dhoni
7. O palanhare,
8. nirgun aur nyare,
9. tumare bin
10 hamara
11 kauno nahee

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On whatsapp groups

Hey Bhagwan,
Aaj kaise bhi India ko jeetado. Admin ka Tirupati main mundan
karvaa denge..!!!

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Indian cricket fan : Hey Sai Baba, bas aaj ka match jeeta dena….

Sai Baba : Beta Sydney hai, Shirdi nahi !!!!

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Kohli misunderstood Dhoni’s statement –
“spend more time with sharma

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Anushka Sharma Jokes after Kohli’s performance in Semi Final

Anushka virat ka 1 run dekhane Sydney tak gayi…

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True love Boss!! ๐Ÿ˜€

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Ab dekh kar Australia ke tevar…
Rone laga anushka ka shohar… ๐Ÿ˜€

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Anushka’s new status on FB : single!!

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Anushka to Virat in pavilion after his dismissal today…
“Bouncer tha baby, duck karna chahiye tha na”

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Anushka Bhabhi ke dheele pad gaye tevar
Na Saiya chale, na devar!!

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Hum tere bin ab reh nahin paate,
Tum nahin aate to hum “Khel” jaate: Virat Kohli

ALSO SEE: Other trending jokes on Indian Team

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Husband’s World Cup Fever

“World Cup Fever”

Patni:
Poora din Cricket, Circket…!
Main ghar chhod ke jaa rahi hoon!

Pati:
Pehli baar Kadmoo ka behetareen istemaal!

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India Pakistan World Cup Jokes

15th Feb ko hue India Pakistan Cricket Match mein 6th time (in all world cups) India ne Pak ko hara diya!

Usse pehle aur baad chal rahe whatsapp jokes ka anand lein…

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BEFORE THE MATCH
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Koi bhi jeete, main manta hoon ki dono team achchi bhawna se sirf cricket khele,
Haar-jeet to lagi rehti hai…

Aur haan…

Pakistan ki Toh Band Baja Denge !!

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Pakistaniyo padh lo chahe kitna bhi ‘Kalma’
Tabaahi macha ke rahega Anushka ka ‘Balma‘!

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Pakistani Khiladi: Bhai jaan, haar gaye to kya hoga?

Afridi: Abe yeh soch, jeet gaye to English kaun bolega?!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

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Isi beech, Start Sports ne ek Ad dikhaya, Ki akhir pakistan patakhe kab fodega?
Match khatam hone ke baad, Usi par ban gaye kayi jokes…

pak patakhe cricket joke meme

dhoni india pakistan patakhe meme

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Aur isi beech Pakistan mein
patakho ki dukaan ke bahar
board lag gaya hai…

“Becha hua maal, wapas nahin hoga!!” ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

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Message to Pakistani cricket fans after World Cup defeat against India

This is the whatsapp message from an Indian friend to Pakistani cricket fans after World Cup defeat against India..

Dear Pakistan cricket fans

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Funny Rohit Sharma Jokes

Recently, Rohit Sharma made 264 in an ODI, His 2nd Double Ton in ODIs. After that there are lots of jokes flowing around on whatsapp and twitter.

Rohit Sharma Jokes Double Ton Scores

Here are few to make you laugh.

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Meanwhile, somewhere in space….

Jaadu from koi mil gaya is again confused …
whether he gave his power to rohit mehra or rohit sharma …??

And

Srilanka wale confuse hai ki Rohit Sharma ka score chase karna hai ya india ka!!

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Hanuman ji ke baad, Rohit Sharma aise dusre bhartiya hain,
Jinhone Lanka ka yeh haal kiya hai!!

Rohit Sharma Dekh Bhai Troll

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After watching yesterday’s match .

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Anushka sharma (To virat kohli):
Bhai rohit ka number to forward kar . I don’t want to change my surname!!

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#RohitSharma is like Kumbhkaran;
wakes up once in ages and finishes everything in a go, only to sleep soundly again!

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Srilanka was confused whether to chase Rohit Sharma’s score or India’s total.

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Indian Cricketers: Do v/s Die

What Indian cricketers think about “DO Vs DIE” ..

Ganguly: Do or die.

Sehwag: Do before you die.

Dravid: DO until they die.

Tendulkar: Do that will never die…

Laxman: Do when everyone else die.

Dhoni: Do everything before luck die.

Yuvraj: Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)….

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Dhoni after losing in T20 WC Final

Dhoni’s MOTHER: Market se sabji le aa..
Dhoni: Par Maa match haar gaye na, Toh log bahut gusse me hain!
Mother: Meri saari pehnkar jao,
Koi nhi pehchanega.
Dhoni goes 2 market wearing sari.
1 GIRL: Hi, Dhoni how are you?
Dhoni get shocked: Apko kaise pata chala?
GIRL: Abbe! Mai Yuvraj Singh hoon.

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Pati-Patni ki Apni Apni Chinta

husband-and-wife-in-bed-separated-funny-indian-jokePati Patni raat me bistar par khamoshi se lete hue the

Aapas me koi baat cheet nahin…

Patni ke mann ki chintaein

1. Yeh mujhse baat kyun nahin kar rahe
2. Kya ab main pehle jaisi khoobsurat nahin rahi
3. Kahin mera wajan to nahin badh gaya
4. Kahin mere chehre ki jhurriyo pe inka dhyaan to nahin gaya
5. Kahin inke jeewan me mere alawa koi aur to nahin
6. Kahin yeh meri roz ki kich-kich se tang to nahin aa gaye…

Aur pati ke mann ki chinta…

1. Aaakhir Dhoni ne Ishant Sharma ko Over diya hi kyun!!

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