Pathan ne machhli pakdi aur Ghar aaya to dekha:
Na gas, Na aata, Na bijli aur Na tel,
Pathan wapas machhli ko Nadi mein fenk aaya,
Machhli Chillayi, “Congress Party, Zindabad” ๐
Top Funny Jokes for Congress
Sonia Gandhi Rejected Sonia Gandhi’s Resignation
Sonia Gandhi Joke of the Week
Tumhari Aisi-Taisi, A Poem after BJP’s Landslide Victory
Lo ban gayi Sarkar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi
Sisak rahe makkar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi
Pass nahin ho paya ‘pappu’ ab ke bhi
Bhaag liya Sardar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi
Bafad rahe the Sibbal, Beni, Manish Ji
Chhena bungla Car, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi
Mehangai, Bekaari rovein sisak-sisak
Vyaakul Bhrastachar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi
Kab aaoge Joh rahe hum Vadra Ji
Puchhe Karagaar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi
Amma, Didi aur Behen Ji gum-sum hain
Shadi Shuda hai Yaar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi
Secular, Topi, Sampradayikta ke Bando,
Band hua vyaapar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi
Ajai Rai, Kejri Nikammo
Batlao kaha gaya Mukhtaar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi
Madam Ji Italy ka ticket kata lo ab,
Plane khada taiyaar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi
Rok sako to roko, Modi aaya hai
Hokar Sher Sawaar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi!!
Good News for Congress
Good news for Congress for winning under 50 seats (43)
they can now make a WhatsApp group without leaving any MP out.
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(WhatsApp groups has 50 users limit)