Mohabbat ho jaye ya machchar kaate Anjaam ek hi hota hai;
Kya?
raat ko neend nahin aati.
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Budhi Mahila: Yamraj Ji, Mujhe waqt se pehle kyun utha liya?
Yamraj: Bidhiya dimag mat chaat, March mein closing thi, Target poora karna tha.
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Police (chor se): Waada karo aage se jeb nahin katoge
Chor bola, “Main wadaa karta hoon, Ab aage se nahin peechhe se jeb katunga”
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Doctor Mareej se bola, “Agar tum meri dawa se theek ho gaye to mujhe kya inaam doge?”
Mareej: Main kabra khodta hoon, Aapki kabra free mein khod dunga!
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Mahila Doctor: Tum roj subah clinic ke bahar khade hokar Aurato ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Aadmi: Ji aap ne hi likha hai, “Aurato ko dekhne ka samay subah 9 baje se 11 baje tak!”
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