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23 Aug 2014

Girlfriend ka birthday

Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha 🙂

Wo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye :-<3 :-* Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha.... maine tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje hain jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho.. :-)

Udhr phoolwale ne socha – in bhai sahab ne pehli bar meri shop se order kiya h 10 phool jyada dunga to agli bar bhi yahi aayenge. ….and usne 24 ki jagah 34 flowers bhijwa diye 😀

ladka BECHARA aaj tak nhi samajh paya ki akhir uska breakup kyun hua! 😛

10 Mar 2014

Breakup Ki Funny Story

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha..

Boy was not in the city,
So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.

He called her up,
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho!

While delivering florist thought,
Ye aaj ka mera sabse achchha customer hai,
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE mein de deta hoon,
So he gave 30 instead of 20!

Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua o_O 😀

31 Oct 2013

Breakup on Diwali – Sad but funny

Rocket Gift on Diwali Boy bought gift for his girlfriend..

Gf: what the hell would i do with dis diwali rocket??

Boy: you wanted stars na??

now sit on it and

get lost !! .. 😀

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