Boy: Kaha jaa rahi ho?
Girl: Aatma-Hatya karne…
Boy: To itna make-up kyun kiya hua hai?
Girl: Abe Ghonchu, Kal akhbar me photo aayegi na!!
;-} :-[D
Top Funny Jokes for Boy-Girl
Babe i want to show u something
Boy: babe, i want to show u somethin
Girl: what is it, darling?
Boy: but, can i show this in your room?
Girl: okay
Boy: can we close the door?
Girl: mmh, okay
Boy: can we close the windows?
Girl: very well.. (grasping)
Boy: can we turn off the light?
Girl: yess (even graspin)
Boy: grab my hand
Girl: (grabs his hand) what is it, honey?
Boy: Look at this. My watch can glow in the dark!!
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Makkhiyan maar raha hoon
Girl: Kya kar rahe ho?
Boy: Makkhiyan maar raha hoon…
Girl: Kitni mari?
Boy: 5… 3 male & 2 Female.
Girl: Kaise pata?
Boy: 3 Beer bottle pe chipki thi aur 2 phone par
;-} :-{p