Boy-What is your age?
Girl-we girls dont revail our age to boys..!
Boy-ok whats your Email?
Girl-Pooja1988@gmail.com..!
Boys samjhai to thoko like..! Warna pogo dekho..!
Top Funny Jokes for Boy-Girl
My Crush to me on WhatsApp – Funny Joke
Now instead of giving life.. take her life ๐
Punjabi Munda and Kudi
Munda:
Tujh vich rab dikhta hai..
yaara main ki karaa..
Sajde sir jhukta hai…
yaara main ki kara…
Kudi:
Mattha tek, aur daffa ho jaaa
:[D :[P
Boy looks into Girl’s Purse
One boy looks into a girl’s purse in a classroom…
She says.. it’s bad manners ๐ก
he says.. it’s not ๐
She asks… why?
He replies… Because.. members of the same class can access private data!!
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Typical – C++/Java Students ๐
Ladki aur Bhai-Jaan
Muslim Ladki: Bhai jaan zara hatiye..
Ladka:
Arey, confuse kaahe karti hain?
Yaa to Bhai bolo, ya phir jaan!!
Ladki:
Wo hamare mein pata nahin chalta..
Kab kaun sa bhai, Jaan ban jaaye!
isliye.. BHAI JAAN ๐ ๐
Kya tum mujhe yaad karte ho?
Puchh rahi thi wo kal mujhse.. Kya tum mujhe yaad karte ho?
Muskurakar maine jawab diya:
Pagal, yaad karna itna aasan hota to..
College mein Top na kar lete hum?!!
Funny Shayari – Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai
Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gaur farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai! ๐
Jis bus mein baithi ho haseenaye
Arz kiya hai-
Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,
wah wah… wah wah
Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,
aur
Driver chahe jitni tej chalaye,
Deewaane fir bhi Latak jate hain.
Girlfriend ka birthday
Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha ๐
Wo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye :-<3 :-*
Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha….
maine tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje hain jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho.. ๐
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Ek Class ke Students ki bekaar love story
Ek Student Ko Apni Classmate Se Pyar Ho Gaya Ladke Ne Use Prapose Kiya,
Lekin Ladki Ne Inkar Kar Diya Aur Teacher Ko Uski Complain Kardi Teacher Ne Ladke Ko Kaafi Daanta
Aur 1 week Ke Liye Class Se Nikal Diya Jab 1 week Baad Ladka Wapas Class Me Gaya To Ladki Ko Us Se Pyar Ho Gaya..
Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ki Book Me Likha:”
I M Sorry & I Love You Too..
Ladke Ne Koi Response Nhi Diya, Isi Tarah Chaar Saal Guzar Gaye
Moral: bewkoof Ladki Itna Bhi Nahi Samajhti ki Ladke Kabhi Books Nahi Kholte Hai. ๐
Also Read: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?
Boy trolled by a girl in a park
Boy and girl were sitting in a park
2 dogs kissed each other
Boy – jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhi?
.
Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..
kahi, kutta kaat na le. ๐ ๐