School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi…
Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. .
Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam..
Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle…
Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. .
Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare…
Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai…
Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay…
Top Funny Jokes for Bollywood
Lessons to Learn from Bollywood Movie “3 Idiots”
Teacher: “3 Idiots” film dekhne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: Madam yahi ki….. Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai jaa sakti hai!!
Teacher: Shut up & get out !
Tinku: Madam main bataau?
Teacher: Very good Tinku, Bataao…
Tinku: Madam college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehenna chahiye!!
Teacher: You also get out !
Chintu: Madam main batau ?
Teacher: Arre Chintu, you are a brilliant student, yeh sahi bataayega….
Chintu: Madam Doctor ke alaawa Engineer bhi delivery karwa sakta hai…!!
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Koffee With Karan Inspired Soha Khan
Rahul Gandhi & Sonia Gandhi Coversation
Rahul Gandhi :
Mom hum is desh ko
kab tak lootenge??
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Sonia :
‘JAB TAK HAI JAAN’
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Rahul Gandhi :
Hamari help kaun
karega??
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Sonia
‘SON OF SARDAR’ 😀
Abhishek Bachchan Wants More Sisters
Abhishek Bachchan has only one sister.
But he wants more and more sisters…
you might be thinking why so?
think again… dimaag me zor daalo…
arey yaar,
abhishek ne hi raavan movie me bola na
‘Behne do mujhe behne do….’
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