Agar John Abraham ki shaadi ke baad uske Judwa Bachche hue (Twins)
To batao, John Abraham un dono bachcho ka Naam kya rakhega?
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Socho?
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Easy Hai re… JohnSon & JohnSon!!
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Top Funny Jokes for Bollywood
Yeh MOBILE Mujhe de de Thakur
Gabbar: Yeh MOBILE mujhe de de thakur!!!
Thakur: dekh yaar hath-pair ka majak theek hai, chalta hai!
but mobile se majak nahi….
kyunki
FACEBOOK chalu hai aur basanti ONLINE .. 😉
Now It’s Neil Nitin Mukesh – Memes and Jokes
After So much of Rajnikanth, Alok Nath, Kejriwal… Its turn of 3 Most famous Personalities
Neil Nitin  Mukesh 😀
1. Neil Nitin Mukesh vote thrice in election.
2. Neil Nitin Mukesh can vote to three different parties in one election.
3. Kitne aadmi the? Sardar.. 3, Neil Nitin Mukesh
4. Gutthi can do a complete 5 minute intro joke sequence with Neil Nitin Mukesh. “Nitin-Neil, Neil-Nitin, Neil-Mukesh
5. Neil Nitin Mukesh Can’t Ride Bike…Coz Tripling Is Now Allowed..!
6. Happy times for Alok Nath since he’d get to do 3 Kanyadaans at Neil Nitin Mukesh’s wedding.
7. Neil Nitin Mukesh was the reason behind “Kabool hai, kabool hai, kabool hai”
8. Neil Nitin Mukesh can take a hat-trick in a single ball.
9. Sequel of Amar Akbar Anthony will be called Neil Nitin Mukesh
10. Only Neil Nitin Mukesh can complete a Three -years diploma course in just one year.
11. Neil Nitin Mukesh will play Tom, Dick and Harry in the remake.
12. Neil Nitin Mukesh has never done a double role. Because thats not possible.
13. Chetan Bhagat’s next Novel –Â Three mistake of my life – Neil Nitin Mukesh!!!
14. Neil Nitin Mukesh once booked a ticket on IRCTC and got W/L, RAC & Confirmed ticket for himself!
15. Twitter has verified Neil Nitin Mukesh’s profile thrice. Serious. Screenshot:
16. Â Neil Nitin Mukesh… Together
17. Chess board for Neil Nitin Mukesh
Now Tell us in the comments, which one Made you laugh the most!!
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Top Funny Nirupa Roy Jokes
Now its Nirupa Roy… The Lachaar Mother in Bollywood.
1. Nirupa Roy’s laptop has got WIDOW-98 installed.
2. Nirupa Roy can instantly cry on a joke.
3. Nirupa Roy’s laughing MMS goes viral… she claims it’s doctored.
4. Nirupa Roy has 6 sons. All of them are named Vijay.
5. After Nirupa Roy’s first marriage, her father said by mistake: “Sada abhaagan raho!”
6. In her next flick, Nirupa Roy might lock lips with Alok Nath.
7. Cannes to roll out white carpet for Nirupa Roy’s welcome.
8. Nirupa Roy’s most horrifying nightmare: she saw that she was young!!
9. Nirupa Roy’s most romantic moment: when her husband gave her flowers for the first time…on Mother’s Day.
10. Nirupa Roy’s daughter doesn’t talk to her anymore as she tried to name her ‘Vijay’ when she was born.
11. Nirupa Roy has 73 shades of white in her wardrobe collection.
12. Nirupa Roy to play lead role in upcoming movie ‘Hasee To Phasee’.
13. Nirupa Roy dragged Johnson & Johnson to court over the “No more tears” campaign.
14. Nirupa Roy plays Holi with sindoor.
15. Nirupa Roy’s Whatsapp status says: “Last cried at…”
16. Nirupa Roy was once approached for a comedy movie. That casting director lost his job.
17. CRY Foundation has offered Nirupa Roy to become its brand ambassador.
18. Nirupa Roy was born pregnant. She became grandmother at 4.
19. Nirupa Roy sends Weepeys instead of Smileys.
20. Nirupa Roy looks for her groom in Obituary columns.
21. During school days, Nirupa Roy always preferred to dress as a Widow during fancy dress competitions.
22. Nirupa Roy still thinks Draupadi’s ‘Cheerharan’ was a wardrobe malfunction.
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2nd Fastest Person to Become CM
Arvind Kejriwal is the 2nd fastest person to become CM, from date of joining politics.
1st is Anil Kapoor in Nayak.
KARINA, KATRINA & ZARINE
Karina, Katrina & Zarine
Do you know, ki Inn Teeno ki skin Itni Gori kyun hai?
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Socho….
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Kyuki Teeno k Naam mein RIN Aata hai… (KaRINa, KatRINa, ZaRINe)
Aue Rin deta hai Chauka Dene Wali Safedi..!!! 😀
Sunny Leone – Ready to Do Anything for Alok Nath
Alok Nath Version of ‘Blue Eyes’ and ‘Jab Tak Hai Jaan’
Alok Nath Version of Blue Eyes
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu,
Glossy jumke, uff yeah Bindiya,
Beti lagdi e Dulhan,
hari om hari om
Heart Attack kare teri vidhai ka dar.
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu, Sanskari lagdi
mennu, Sanskari lagdi mennu.
Mera aashirwad liya kar jab m
kanyadan krta hu ,
Me wo babuji jo sirf rota rehta hu,
Shadi m aaya hu ,tera kanyadan karlu,
Dek lunga tere saas aur sasur nu..
Leke chalu mandir ,nariyal todke,
sidhe aashirwad du ,na du tolmol k
tonight m gonna hold agarbati light
kar diya tera kanyadan phne krke
garhpe bol de
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu,
Glossy Jumke, uff yeah Bindiya,
Beti lagdi e Dulhan,
hari om hari om
Heart Attack kare teri vidhai ka dar.
Satsang pe chalna hai ya pehle jayegi
Mandir,
Nahi mera matlab, Satsang ke Mandir,
Tab Lunga Prasad, nahi to Agarbati,
Mandir mien hogi Ghanti, beti Satsang
me asaram ke Geet
You Decide
Ke kya karna hai,
Tera to aaj hi kanyadaan karna hai
Gangajal gira diya hai tune meri pant
pe,
Kehti hai Dhoti phenlo Guru Dwara leke
rent pay.
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu,
Glossy jumke, uff yeah Bindiya,
Beti lagdi e Dulhan,
hari om hari om
Heart Attack kare teri vidhai ka dar.
Suna tere mann mandir mein mere
Kirtan bajte hai,
Samdhan banane ka tere koi plan hai,
Shadi kradu, Fere Lagvadu,
Teri Saas bhi beti Alok ki Samdhan hai,
Teri Saas bhi beti Alok ki Samdhan hai,
Ah, Kehndi Shri Shri Alok Nath.
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu,
Glossy jumke, uff yeah Bindiya,
Beti lagdi e Dulhan,
hari om hari om
Heart Attack kare teri vidhai ka dar.
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu, Sanskari lagdi
mennu, Sanskari lagdi mennu.
Alok Nath Version of Jab Tak Hai Jaan
Meri Samdhan Ji Ke Sath Namkeen Mastiyan
Meri Aashirwad Ki Beparwaah Gustakhiyaan
Mere Hatho Se Huye Kaanyadan
Nahi BHoolunga Mai
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
Mere Banaye Rishte Ka Majak Udana
Tera Yun Meri Baar Baar Pagadi Uchalna
Mere Upar Gaane Banana
Nahi Maaf Karunga Mai
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
Mandiron Me Mera Bedhadak Aarti Gaane Se
Baat Baat Pe Bevajah Aashirwad Dene Se
Dhoop aur Agarbatti Jalane Se
Mohabbat Karunga Mai,
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
Mere Trolls Banane Walon Se,
Mera Yun Majak Banane Se,
Mere Beraham Trends Se,
Nafrat Karunga Mai,
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar
Gabbar Ne kiya Thakur ko Naraaz – Sholay Joke
Gabbar: Yeh hath mujhe de de thakur…
Thakur:
Le Le, mere hath le le
Basanti ke bhi le le…
Jai aur Veeru ke bhi le le…
Ramu kaka ke bhi le le…
Octopus ban ja Kutteee!! 😡
Gabbar: Sorry yaar, tu to Emotional ho gaya
Alok Nath Version of ‘Lungi Dance’
This Song (on Alok Nath Sanskaars) Lyrics are based on Lungi Dance (Thalaiwaa) song from the movie Chennai Express.
Sanskaro ko dimag me bithake
alok nath ke jaisa tilak lagake
prasad me nariyal milake
Aa jaao sare mood banake
satsang me jab ye gana bajega
sanskaro me aana padega
ghantii ko bajana padega
charansparsh krke dikhana padega
ladki walo ki taraf se aaya me too
mujhko rokega kon oor kaiko
sari betiyon ka kanyadan karunga
kisi ke daddy se nai darunga
Jisko jo bi hai wo karna wo kar lo
Idhar hi hoon mai khada pakad lo
Ghar pe jaake tum Google kar lo
Mere sanskaro ko Wikipedia pe padh lo
Bollywood Movie Names With Babaji Ka Thullu
Replace Bollywood movie names with Thullu
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Ek Tha Thullu
Jab Tak Hai Thullu
Thullu Hindustani
Ek Main Aur Ek Thullu
Thullu of the Year
Pati, Patni aur Thullu
Thullu Express
Phata Poster Nikla Thullu
Dilwale Thullu Le Jayenge
Thullu Hai ki Maanta nahin
Bhaag Thullu Bhaag
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